New layout and shiz!
Yayayayayayayayayyayayayayay!!!!!!! Loo0o0o0o0ook! My new header that my beautiful Laura made me and finally got to work!!! I love you so much Laura!!!
So I wasnt planning on updating again until I started roleplaying Chris and Mariska through photographs with Laura and decided to share it with the world. And I was just really excited about my new header too and I just HAD to share that with you too.
So sit back relax, and enjoy tonight's episode of "Heather's True Hollywood Story"
"Hey Mariska, ya know, Sherman is tanked and I dont see Peter anywhere, you wanna go upstairs and play detectives???
"Chris! I cant believe you FINALLY asked me to have sex with you. I've been wanting it since day one and just like everyone else, you've wanted to have sex with me too! Let me just make sure Peter stays put, and I'll meet you upstairs in 10. You got your handcuffs, or should I bring mine?????"
That IS funny, but no, the rumors about Chris and I upstairs are completely *cough* false. We're both happily married *coughcough* Nothin' funny going on here people!
I know I just told the press it was a rumor, but I was completely lying to them. Yes! I did it with my coworker. You know? Chris Meloni. Duh! That one right over there!!!!!
*through gritted teeth* Peter, I dont care what Chris and I did or did not do, I want you to buck up and smile and look pretty for the fucking cameras. After all, you are my wife, and you must do what I say! Or else I'll divorce you! And then you'll really be nothing!
Mariska honey, its none of my business what you and Chris did. You dont have to explain anything to me! I really dont wanna know!
"Hey Sherman!! Im prettier than you and guess what??? I slept with Chrissss, nah nah nah nah boo boo"
I hope you all enjoyed tonight's episode of "Heather's True Hollywood Story: Chris and Mariska" Thank you and goodnight!
So I wasnt planning on updating again until I started roleplaying Chris and Mariska through photographs with Laura and decided to share it with the world. And I was just really excited about my new header too and I just HAD to share that with you too.
So sit back relax, and enjoy tonight's episode of "Heather's True Hollywood Story"
"Hey Mariska, ya know, Sherman is tanked and I dont see Peter anywhere, you wanna go upstairs and play detectives???
"Chris! I cant believe you FINALLY asked me to have sex with you. I've been wanting it since day one and just like everyone else, you've wanted to have sex with me too! Let me just make sure Peter stays put, and I'll meet you upstairs in 10. You got your handcuffs, or should I bring mine?????"
That IS funny, but no, the rumors about Chris and I upstairs are completely *cough* false. We're both happily married *coughcough* Nothin' funny going on here people!
I know I just told the press it was a rumor, but I was completely lying to them. Yes! I did it with my coworker. You know? Chris Meloni. Duh! That one right over there!!!!!
*through gritted teeth* Peter, I dont care what Chris and I did or did not do, I want you to buck up and smile and look pretty for the fucking cameras. After all, you are my wife, and you must do what I say! Or else I'll divorce you! And then you'll really be nothing!
Mariska honey, its none of my business what you and Chris did. You dont have to explain anything to me! I really dont wanna know!
"Hey Sherman!! Im prettier than you and guess what??? I slept with Chrissss, nah nah nah nah boo boo"
I hope you all enjoyed tonight's episode of "Heather's True Hollywood Story: Chris and Mariska" Thank you and goodnight!