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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In March I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I gave metron2001 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In June I set nuitaran's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I pushed lollimom in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-345 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
blkw1d