Treat your wife like a lady and a queen, that's what Gordon's father always told him about women. The same principle applied to goddesses as it turned out, but now was not the best time to think about it. Now was their moment to be a man and consort. Arching and thrusting, he's slowly losing his trademark cool to the primal instincts of a newborn god. He can hear Eris screaming along with him, both vocal and telepathically...he's waiting for her nails to tear through his skin...
Since becoming her consort, Freeman's life became that much more fun and fulfilling. No longer a struggle to survive, all he had to do was smite the crap out of the Combine and torture the Advisors through nearly endless replays of their failures. Barney saw the cheer in his best friend's demeanor and grinned. "Someone got laid~" "You have no idea," Freeman assured him in the flashback.