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Hey guys. We've all heard of the phases hinting at us having either guts or balls, but really, what's the difference? Here I have constructed a bulletin to help us men decide what the difference really is. Think over the examples herein to properly assess the given situation before telling your friend if he has guts or balls.
GUTS: Guts is arriving at home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of beer and liquor, being assulted by your wife or girlfriend with the broom, and having the guts to ask her: "So, are you still cleaning, or just flying somewhere?"
BALLS: Balls is arriving at home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of beer and perfume, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and stating: "You're next!"
Now, remember: Guts and Balls are different, and as such, one must properly assign them to a fitting situation. Misuse of such things has ever been the downfall of man. Civilization has fallen far because of simple problems like these.
Thank you for you time.
-Xavier D
GUTS: Guts is arriving at home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of beer and liquor, being assulted by your wife or girlfriend with the broom, and having the guts to ask her: "So, are you still cleaning, or just flying somewhere?"
BALLS: Balls is arriving at home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of beer and perfume, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and stating: "You're next!"
Now, remember: Guts and Balls are different, and as such, one must properly assign them to a fitting situation. Misuse of such things has ever been the downfall of man. Civilization has fallen far because of simple problems like these.
Thank you for you time.
-Xavier D