Do you make a Utilikilt* for women? Okay ladies, here’s a couple things you should know if you’re gonna try to get yourself into a Utilikilt*: Our kilts are menswear. Made for men. We make no bones about it so there’s no point in getting huffy; you’re a cross-dresser. Deal. Keeping in mind the aforementioned made-for-men-ness, know that sizing can get a little dicey. See, our kilts are cut like cylinders, for that’s how most men are built. You, babydoll, are not built like a cylinder. You have bangin’ curves. That is what makes sizing difficult. Not impossible, just difficult. Soooo… The best possible thing you can do is to get to where the kilts are… our store, one of our retailers, or at an event. Once there, you can try on many different sizes to see which one best fits your individual body type. If you can’t get to any of those venues, give us a call at Headquarters (206) 282-4226 and you can have a chat with one of our highly informed salesdudes (or even better, a saleschick!) and we can walk you through the sizing and get you all sorted out.
Will you make me a custom Utilikilt*? Typically, no. They’re time consuming. They’re risky. They’re expensive. How expensive? They start at double full retail price. And you have to supply all the fabric (enough for at least two kilts and testing). Still interested? Plead your case to Mr. Utilikilts himself, you can reach him at mrutilikilts@utilikilts.com. He takes bribes. And as you scratch your head and wonder why we would turn away this sort of work…
Okay ladies, here’s a couple things you should know if you’re gonna try to get yourself into a Utilikilt*:
Our kilts are menswear. Made for men. We make no bones about it so there’s no point in getting huffy; you’re a cross-dresser. Deal.
Keeping in mind the aforementioned made-for-men-ness, know that sizing can get a little dicey. See, our kilts are cut like cylinders, for that’s how most men are built. You, babydoll, are not built like a cylinder. You have bangin’ curves. That is what makes sizing difficult. Not impossible, just difficult. Soooo…
The best possible thing you can do is to get to where the kilts are… our store, one of our retailers, or at an event. Once there, you can try on many different sizes to see which one best fits your individual body type. If you can’t get to any of those venues, give us a call at Headquarters (206) 282-4226 and you can have a chat with one of our highly informed salesdudes (or even better, a saleschick!) and we can walk you through the sizing and get you all sorted out.
Will you make me a custom Utilikilt*?
Typically, no. They’re time consuming. They’re risky. They’re expensive. How expensive? They start at double full retail price. And you have to supply all the fabric (enough for at least two kilts and testing). Still interested? Plead your case to Mr. Utilikilts himself, you can reach him at mrutilikilts@utilikilts.com. He takes bribes. And as you scratch your head and wonder why we would turn away this sort of work…
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