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[blizzy2izzy]

Yay! Judging from peoples responses to my last post, i can tell nobody will be writing me while i'm in Iraq. w00t! I am currently outside the beautiful city of fallujah. I have only been in Iraq for a week, and i realize that these next 6.75 months are going to be extreemly long. Why? Because when god created the earth, he farted, and the smelly hott mass landed here, in the middle east. During the day you can expect a heat index of 130-140 degrees F. For those of you who don't know, most dry saunas are kept at 150, so i'm 10 degrees off wearing 40 lbs of body armor and a 10 lbs weapon all the time. At night we can expect to see falling stars that are really mortars. A mortar is an indirect fire weapon that is a bomb shot from a tube. now i prove that i'm really not paranoid, everyone here is trying to kill me. If you do plan on writing me in Iraq, and please do cause i love you all, please respond to this post. I don't know if i'll be able to check the internet by the time your first letter will arrive to me, but it would also let me know that someone loves me in return (besides emmelia cause she broke my heart at LAX by trying to help me find a way fo getting out of the corps). Well i gotta go. time is up.

If you don't love me, sorry, if you do, you already know i love you to.

Forever yours,
dave