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Apparently I need to stop scheduling my naps when there is a varsity football game at Sunnyslope High School. Seeing as it's in my back yard and all, (I can literally see the whole game while standing in my kitchen), I should have figured that some of the overflow noise would awaken me. I didn't, and it DID. Since when do football games involve fireworks?
"Since now, BITCH!" Say it. You know you want to.
Anyhoo, there I am, enjoying a light slumber when BAMMMMMM! Firework. I, being caught in the throws of my sleep, thought it was a gunshot and immediately rolled out of bed onto the floor all 'HIT THE DECKS!' style. Admittedly, upon realizing what it was I felt like an ass. It's good to know I have such fast reflexes though, since I mostly resemble a sloth in my daily routine. Schmoke and a pancake!
"Since now, BITCH!" Say it. You know you want to.
Anyhoo, there I am, enjoying a light slumber when BAMMMMMM! Firework. I, being caught in the throws of my sleep, thought it was a gunshot and immediately rolled out of bed onto the floor all 'HIT THE DECKS!' style. Admittedly, upon realizing what it was I felt like an ass. It's good to know I have such fast reflexes though, since I mostly resemble a sloth in my daily routine. Schmoke and a pancake!