well fluck you americans, too!
Jen and I entertained my family with really terrible pirate jokes on Saturday night, including but not limited to:
What was the Dutch pirate's name? (wait for it....wait for it...)
LARRRRRRRRRS!
I had a dream that this guy shot me at point blank range in Mexico City. After I washed the blood off and ran away from him for a while, I decided that maybe he wasn't so bad. We became friends. I wonder if this means anything.
This weekend, once again, provided a nice long distraction. Lovely!
What was the Dutch pirate's name? (wait for it....wait for it...)
LARRRRRRRRRS!
I had a dream that this guy shot me at point blank range in Mexico City. After I washed the blood off and ran away from him for a while, I decided that maybe he wasn't so bad. We became friends. I wonder if this means anything.
This weekend, once again, provided a nice long distraction. Lovely!