Ramblings of a mad man
Soy sauce...................i like soy sauce............................so I was reading some manga and this guy was like "fight me now" and this other dude was like YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and then this turtle was like gimme a dollar. but i was like no i need this dollar adnd i mean you understang dollars are exspensive their like a bijillion dollars so ansdodcdsegfygsdfgfcuysfgaytfgjdagufuyadgugkruyghlik908577 sry wrongt keys i hate keys,. they are so dumb if i was an inventor i would make keys that made water dance. i mean its awsome. so anyway this guy was like "i will not fight you because im scared" and then boom a ninja atacked with a big hat and i was like "turtle help me" and the turtle was like "nope you should have given m e a dollar."...................................soy ....................................sauce....................................................................................................s..........o..........y............s.........a.........u...........c........e...................................................................................so anyway at scool i am the ultimate ruler. all tremble before my power and im like ahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahah anbd their like poiw pow pow pow pow wpsdqjfiugwhrioarqg8trfud6g8y3uwunooooo the power is too much and there destroyed. and the power is so much that vi think i have spinach in my teeth. do i furby... o wait my furby died.,,.......................................soy ....................sauce..............................After i destroy the building the ninja with the hat comes aqnd tells me that i need a day job so i ate him.........get it ... get it....... i ate him.............................................................at least my furby gets it...................................................................fish.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................journal have you ever thought of how it would be to be a pancake....................... "No" my journal replies.. so ninja hat beats up the turrtle only to discover that its impossible to make water dance throwing my pancake theory out the window....SIgh..........................soy sauce..........................................so there i was surrounde by choclates so i went to the movies....anyway the turtle and i are good friends now.. we go to the movies and stuff. like last week we wer/ O MY GOSH THERE IS A PACKET OF SOY SAUCE ON MY DESK NEXT TO THE KEYS THAT WONT DANCE. THE PACKET IS FROM PANDA EXPRESS ITS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!I MEAN THIS RIVALS THE DISCOVERY OF TOAST OR THE MICROWAVE OVEN ITS BEUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN JOURNAL " I HAVE A HUGE DISLIKE OF FRENCH CANADIANS.." me TO ME TOO. THE JOURNAL REPLIES.