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O my head hurts really bad. it feels as though there was a battle in my mind over controll and Anime Garrett won. Anyway I've been acting funny latley. I noticed that I blew up 5 cats, 3 dogs, 6 countries, 9 dictators, 500 buildings, 8 Mcdonalds, and 999,884,231,345 democrats. Ya I know thats all normal for me, but it gets worse. On top of that I have had some funny things happen to me. For example everday I wake up and my hair is a different color. Also instead of fighting ninjas i have been fighting demon ninjas.... On dragons.... With lazer eyes... And. Adnd semi automatic machine guns and 56 arms and a lamp with a genie and have of New Jearsy.......SOY SAuce....Anyway it doesn't really matter considering that I have a cat... O i would also like to apologize for saying johney looks like a bannana in his yellow jacket. He really doesn't. I mean he's cool. Like yesteday when for some reason i was blowing up North Korea Johney was like "No man you can't do that. And then he stabbed me in the chest. Johney stabbed me in the chest and you know what it hurt..... A LOT!!! AND WHO GIVE HIM THE AUTHORITY TO DO THA!!!! ANSWER ME... WHO!!!1 SETH!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT IF I DESTROYED ALL THE TACO BELLS IN AMERICA PEOPLE WOULD BE FORCED TO EAT AT "GARRETT'S HOUSE OF CHINEESE/MEXICAN FOOD".... ya ALL WILL TREMBVLE BEFORE THE AWSOME POWER OF "GHOC/MF"!!! MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!...soy sauce.... So anyway after johney stabbeds me i sliced him in half... then we went to "Ghoc/mf". "Really you went there thats the best place ever.", some random guy yells. GO THERE TODAY... ALL WILL PARISH!!!

Black Garrett: Yo homies was that alright to do.
Evil Garrett: No, but honestly im terrified of Anime Garrett.
Anime Garrett: WHAT"S THAT!!!
Evil GArrett: I mean im terrified of the hansome and almighty Anime Garrett.
Anime Garrett: That's Better.
Good Garrett: i am so scared....(wets himself)
Black Garrett: O almighty Anime homie. Why you messin with how Garrett Thinks homes???
Phsyco Garrett: Ya.dnnfuifdsfdsifh i like penut toast YUM OF PANTS PANTS MEXICANO PANTS EL TORITO.....!!!UHGIOIUDGOIHGD!!!
Anime Garrett: Dont worry everyone for tomorrow Garrett will wake up and destroy Joe.
Seductive Garrett: I don't think that's anyway to get the ladies...
Anime Garrett:(now super saiyen)IWILL DECIDE WHAT WILL GET GARRETT WOMEN!!!
All Garrett's Except Anime Garretts: SOMEONE HELP US!!!!!!!!!!!