Boy am I evil
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I stole drew777722's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, nightangel422 (-5000 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July wendingo and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5761 points). For Christmas I deserve a job in politics!
Sincerely,
blitzy