Ska Pickup Lines
+Wow, you have old vinyl? Can I show you my 7"?
+I play trombone, and you know, we do it in seven positions.
+You must play the trumpet… cuz you really make me horny
+How about we spin some ska music and then I'll fuck you up the ass? (Slap!) What, don't you like ska music??
+Are you going to the ska party tonight? (What ska party?) The one in your mouth, can I cum?
+Hey, Less Than Jake is up next. Let's get out of here.
+Hey baby, I need to siphon gas for my Vespa and I was wondering if you were good at sucking.
+What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
+You know what would look good on your checkered skirt? My sperm.
+Before the Bosstones, there was only one thing so mighty mighty.
+I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
+Isn't Hepcat so romantic? Let's fuck.
+Wanna see my Skankin Pickle? The green cleared up.
+I have a penis; you have a vagina… that can't just be coincidence.
+Here's a message for you, come over here and blow me!
+Yup that's my penis. Wanna pick it up?
+I like my Ska how I like my woman. Bouncy and Horny.
+I'm Bad in Plaid but I'm not bad in bed
+If you were Ska vinyl, I'd flip you over and try not to scratch you
+Take warning, my cock is 25 inches long
+You ever fuck on a scooter before?
+What's that in your eye? Oh sorry that's my cock.
+I met Terry Hall. Yes you can touch me.
+Talk is cheap, and so are you.
+One of the Skatalites passed away, why don't you come over and comfort me?
+My dog's ass looks like your chelsea haircut but I'm drunk and horny so you'll do
+I like my rude girls how I like my music. Slow and Quiet.
+Wanna slurp on my spit valve?
+Besides my head, I also shaved another part of my body. Wanna see?
+I don't have a reel big fish but I got something else that's reel big
+Why don't you skank into my bedroom
+Have any rudeboy in you? want some?
+Free Nelson Mandela. But first, let's free my cock.
+I play trombone, and you know, we do it in seven positions.
+You must play the trumpet… cuz you really make me horny
+How about we spin some ska music and then I'll fuck you up the ass? (Slap!) What, don't you like ska music??
+Are you going to the ska party tonight? (What ska party?) The one in your mouth, can I cum?
+Hey, Less Than Jake is up next. Let's get out of here.
+Hey baby, I need to siphon gas for my Vespa and I was wondering if you were good at sucking.
+What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
+You know what would look good on your checkered skirt? My sperm.
+Before the Bosstones, there was only one thing so mighty mighty.
+I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
+Isn't Hepcat so romantic? Let's fuck.
+Wanna see my Skankin Pickle? The green cleared up.
+I have a penis; you have a vagina… that can't just be coincidence.
+Here's a message for you, come over here and blow me!
+Yup that's my penis. Wanna pick it up?
+I like my Ska how I like my woman. Bouncy and Horny.
+I'm Bad in Plaid but I'm not bad in bed
+If you were Ska vinyl, I'd flip you over and try not to scratch you
+Take warning, my cock is 25 inches long
+You ever fuck on a scooter before?
+What's that in your eye? Oh sorry that's my cock.
+I met Terry Hall. Yes you can touch me.
+Talk is cheap, and so are you.
+One of the Skatalites passed away, why don't you come over and comfort me?
+My dog's ass looks like your chelsea haircut but I'm drunk and horny so you'll do
+I like my rude girls how I like my music. Slow and Quiet.
+Wanna slurp on my spit valve?
+Besides my head, I also shaved another part of my body. Wanna see?
+I don't have a reel big fish but I got something else that's reel big
+Why don't you skank into my bedroom
+Have any rudeboy in you? want some?
+Free Nelson Mandela. But first, let's free my cock.