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OMG Stuart was on MADTV today and I was like whoa I love Stuart because he cracks me up when he does his look what I can do thing and I laugh and laugh and then I saw this 40 most awesomely bad love songs on vh1 and felt bad because everytime there's a countdown like that all the songs turn out to be like all my favorites and then I feel bad like I have bad taste or something but then I remind myself that like they're awesomely bad because they were numero uno at one point and I feel better because I realize that its not just me who has bad taste its the whole freaking country and that makes me feel angry because our country is full of retards because look who's in office and they're switching my schedule around at work because this new girl is coming in and I feel cool now because I'm not the shitty newbie anymore and that makes me happy but not like this guy I saw who was ripped like we're talking ripped like Jesus because you've all seen how ripped Jesus is in his pictures right well anyways this guy made me happy but like happy in my pants kind of happy because he was hot and ripped and so now I'm at work and I'm horny because of the guy who was ripped like Jesus and I want sex like right now but I'm working and Raul is far away and I'm waiting for it to be 7 o'clock so I can go home and watch more tv but I'll probably end up watching Napoleon Dynamite again for like the 100th time this week because omg Pedro cracks me up and then I'll feast upon the Godiva chocolates that Raul gave me for Valentine's Day because they are oh so freaking orgasmic then I think I will retire for the night and go to bed early because I'm tired.