Survey....
LAYER ONE: On the Outside
Birthdate: October 11
Birthplace: Monterey
Current Location: Porsche dealership.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Brown...oops. 4'19"
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Slippery when wet.
LAYER TWO: On The Inside
Your heritage: Spam and Kimchi.
The shoes you wore today: Heels.
Your weakness: Penis.
Your fears: GET THAT SPIDER AWAY FROM ME
Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni, mushroom, olive and ANCHOVIES uncle fucka
Goals you'd like to achieve: Maybe like have a movement by the end of the day because its starting to hurt, yo.
LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your most overused phrase: Lately? "You fucking twat."
Your bed time: Whenever I fall asleep.
Your best physical feature: My D Cups of Justice!
Your most missed memory: Getting shitfaced at Sonoma State.
LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Penis.
McDonalds or Burger King: Gross.
Single or group dates: Orgies are for pervs.
Adidas or Nike: Vans are a sign of greatness.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lippy Tippy
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Neither.
LAYER FIVE: Do You?
Smoke: No.
Cuss: Heh.
Do you think you've been in love: Yes
Want to go to college: HA. College sucks.
Like high school: This survey blows.
Want to get married: I guess.
Believe in yourself: Like Parappa the Rapper - I gotta believe!
Get motion sickness: Nope
Think you're a health freak?: Hells no.
Get along with your parents: Sometimes.
Like thunderstorms: YES
Play an instrument: I'm the air guitar master!
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
Drank alcohol: no
Smoked: no
Done a drug: no
Made Out: yes
Gone on a date: yes and he was HORRIBLE SLEAZY GROSS
Gone to the mall: yeah
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No bitch
Been on stage: no
Been dumped: no
Gone skating: Skating is for pussies.
Made homemade cookies: no
Gone skinny dipping: yeah...IN THE SHOWER.
Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN: Ever.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
Been caught "doing something": ew no.
Been called a tease: no... I just wanna eff. XDDD
Gotten beaten up: no
LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
Age you hope to be married: Not any time soon.
Numbers and Names of Children: Who said I was gonna get knocked up?
Where you want to go to college: University of Rachel is Cool.
What do you want to be when you grow up: A pirate.
What country would you most like to visit: Viva la France!
LAYER NINE: In a partner
Best eye color?: brown/blue/green
Best hair color?: brown/blue/green
Short or long hair: brown/blue/green
Height: 4'2"+
LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
Number of drugs taken illegally: This question is stupid. Did I take the drugs illegally? Like I stole them? Or did I take illegal drugs? I hate these things. Yet I keep on doin' 'em.
Number of people I could trust with my life: One. Slyvestor Stallone.
Number of CDs that I own: 1,234,567,890
Number of piercings: One in each ear.
Number of tattoos: 1
Number of times my name has appeared in the news paper: Once. Had my picture and everything too.
Number of things in my past that I regret: NEVAR.
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