Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I set haoo's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I bought porn for extrin_sic (-10 points). In April I gave _g00ner_ a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1616 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
blithey