Really Joe?
I saw this on the shelf at Trader Joe's the other day and had to snap a photo:
Really Trader Joe's? I have only recently stopped whimpering at the awful memory of the Vodka of the Gods induced hangover I endured in college all those years ago. And who among us who was of roughly college age in the late 90's doesn't have a similar "...of the Gods" tale of woe and suffering? If not from some large format beverage spawned from the diabolically economical Vodka of the Gods, then perhaps from it's insidious brethren, the Rum of the Gods or the Tequila of the Gods, that debuted on the heels of the Vodka's popularity with the perpetually broke and studious.
Apparently today's college student is still every bit as broke but in love with the tasty beverage as the lot of us were, but a bit more worldly. No mere Jungle Juice hangover will suffice. No. Today's college student demands cheap ass Pisco Sour and Pisco Punch induced hangovers. What's next? Cachaca of the Gods? Please, Trader Joe's, please. No crimes against Caipirinhas, I beg of you. ;)