Rotten Child!

[blither]

Tegan: Argh! These pants are awful!

Me: I can fix them! (folding up legs and adjusting waist) Voila!

Tegan: Perfect!

Me: Magical Sparkle Mommy can fix anything!

Tegan: You can't fix the toilet or the computer or the car. Face it Mommy, your Magical Sparkle powers are pretty limited.

Me: ...