Dear Santa!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for ohyeahx (10 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole urmotherisemo's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (81 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
blissfuls0ul
haha i WAS GOOD! :) yay...