Just takin' some time to be a music dork
How many total songs?
3529 (still rebuilding my music library since the tragic hard drive collapse almost two years ago)
Sort by song name:
First: "About a Girl" - Nirvana
Last: "Zissou Society Blue Star Cadet/Ned's Theme" - Mark Mothersbaugh
Sort by time:
Shortest: "Kissalude" - Basement Jaxx (0:21)
Longest: "Bitch's Brew" - Miles Davis (27:01)
Sort by album:
First: A2G - Blackalicious
Last: Zoolander Soundtrack - Various Artists (Rufus Wainwright - He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother)
Top 15 Most-Played songs:
1. Catastrophe - Rainer Maria
2. The Prayer - Bloc Party
3. A Lack of Color - Death Cab for Cutie
4. O Valencia - The Decemberists
5. Portions for Foxes - Rilo Kiley
6. The Greatest - Cat Power
7. Hypnotized - Ani Difranco
8. The Weather - Built to Spill
9. 1234 - Feist
10. Handle with Care - Jenny Lewis
11. Fuck was I - Jenny Owens Young
12. Karma Police - Radiohead
13. Samson - Regina Spektor
14. My Number - Tegan and Sara
15. Combat Baby - Metric
Ten most recently-played songs (newest to oldest):
1. Born Secular - Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
2. Goodbye Baby - Whispertown2000
3. In My Place - Coldplay
4. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Tori Amos
5. When the War Came - The Decemberists
6. Electioneering - Radiohead
7. Hypnotized - Ani Difranco
8. Beautiful - Aimee Mann
9. Divorce Song - Liz Phair
10. Doll Parts - Hole
Find “sex;” how many songs show up?
15 (hmm less than I thought)
Find “death;” how many songs show up?
48
Find “love;” how many songs show up?
258
Put iTunes on shuffle and answer the questions with the first song that comes up (no cheating, bitches!)
Q: What do you think of me, i-tunes?
A: "I loved you so what" (Ani D)
Q: Will I have a happy life?
A: "The World Has Turned and Left Me Here" (Weezer) (whoa my itunes is being emo)
Q: What do my friends really think of me?
A: "American Jesus" (Bad Religion) (hmmm...)
Q: Do people secretly lust after me?
A: "What you wish for" (Guster) (I'm not sure how to take that)
Q: What should I do with my life?
A: "You can never tell" (Chuck Berry) (well that's helpful)
Q: Why must life be so full of pain?
A: "I touch myself" (The Divinyls) (how does it go again? everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten, or something like that)