gifts for those you hate....staggnationApril 8 2005, 22:20:36 UTC
hmmm, do they have kids? younger siblingsthey live with? if so, a Drum Set is always a favorite of mine. You must not give this to the person you hate, you must give this to their younger sib/kid.
assuming they have a car, a dead fish in the car seems to be appealing. Bonus points if you are able to dismantle the car and put the fish in a place not even a detailer would find it.
A rabid bat, as a pet, though that could get you in some legal trouble, as well as possibly killing them.
A beehive. Shaken, not stirred. (may have same downside as above, check local laws.)
If the gift has to be given openly, then it could be something that can at the very least, irritate them. If they have hay-fever, I suggest potted goldenrod plants. They release great amounts of pollen. Ideally the potting soil should be contaminated with black mold, the kind that can lead to the condemnation of whatever house/apartment/dorm they live in.
If they're single, a blind date with an experimenting S&M practicioner. (only if they wouldn't like that kind of thing)
if it can be arranged for them to open the gift with an audience, lingere may be appropriate, (this works best for homophobic men)
(shrugs) just figured I'd toss that in there. I'm one of Dan's friends, surfed on in.
assuming they have a car, a dead fish in the car seems to be appealing. Bonus points if you are able to dismantle the car and put the fish in a place not even a detailer would find it.
A rabid bat, as a pet, though that could get you in some legal trouble, as well as possibly killing them.
A beehive. Shaken, not stirred. (may have same downside as above, check local laws.)
If the gift has to be given openly, then it could be something that can at the very least, irritate them. If they have hay-fever, I suggest potted goldenrod plants. They release great amounts of pollen. Ideally the potting soil should be contaminated with black mold, the kind that can lead to the condemnation of whatever house/apartment/dorm they live in.
If they're single, a blind date with an experimenting S&M practicioner. (only if they wouldn't like that kind of thing)
if it can be arranged for them to open the gift with an audience, lingere may be appropriate, (this works best for homophobic men)
(shrugs) just figured I'd toss that in there. I'm one of Dan's friends, surfed on in.
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