How fricken hilarious is this?

Jun 17, 2005 21:35

So I woke up this morning, totally sick...flu like. And if theres one thing in this world that I hate, its throwing up. I'd rather have someone cut my arm off with a dull butter knife. So I call work, and Chris is like, ok, sure, no big deal. My mom calls my dad, to tell him that I'm sick, and he starts cussing her out for letting me call into work, because he's convinced that I'm going to lose my job. Meanwhile, I'm so sick I can't see straight. Gosh my family is so f-ing lame sometimes. And this was the perfect scenario to prove my point. They keep saying that when I move out I'm going to regret it because when I get sick, there won't be anyone there for me. Um, hello, I was very much at 3655 McComb today, sick, and no one was there for me. :( To them, I say, FUCK YOU! I managed to drag myself back to bed, and found out that I had 3 missed calls from John, asking if we were still hanging out tonight. I txt back and say prolly not. Cuz I know the only way I can get out of the house, is if I go to work. So I get up and eat some oyster crackers, and go back to bed to see if I can keep food down. I can, but then I fall asleep. I really f-ing miss john, so I decide that no matter what, I'm getting the hell out of there. So I told my parents work called, and that if I could be there by 9pm and work til 3am, they'd appreciate it. Of course, no such phone call took place, but they bought it. So I showered and threw on jeans and a work shirt, and left. Stopped by the Rams Horn on Crooks and M-59 so I could use the back of their parking lot to change from my green Trader Joes shirt to a black fitted tee. Then I went to BK to satisfy my frozen coke craving, and finally left for my run away destination....you guessed it, the OC of Oakland University. So now I'm sitting here trying to waste time because John doesn't get out of work til 11pm, and I'm not even sure if he got my txts or voicemail about still being able to see him.

I have chosen a new LJ alias, which took forever because every name anyone could possibly ever imagine was taken. I'm going to copy over my friends list from this LJ, and then start anew, friends only. So please add me, so I can add you! The new LJ: wishonmystar517

T-minus 1 hour and 17 mins. *sigh*
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