I hate you
Dream Satellite Cable! I have been looking forward to watching Highschool Musical 2 for months. But no, you decide to pull out the Disney Channel from your channel listing and I am left to scour for a pirated DVD copy instead.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
You charge an exorbitant price for what, 40 channels? I don't understand Dutch, Portuguese or Korean, thank you very much, so the premium channels you are so proud of are of no use to non-multi-lingual people like me. I also do not watch "classic" Filipino movies that border on porn which you show at weird hours in the morning.
If you touch Discovery Travel and Living, I swear to God I will be more than capable of murder. I analyze DNA sequences all day long therefore I am entitled to my entertainment perversions, but you cruelly deprive me of these!!! How could you?!?!? You are evil!!!!