The British are coming

Jan 09, 2009 00:28

I don't know what's so great about great britain, or should i say england. However since i just watched narnia next to my scottish roommate i consider myself an expert.

Here's what i know

1) All english people want to live in a magical land
2) All english people want to belong to an exclusive group
3) If you are a young girl between the age of 12-19 you secretly hope harry potter will grow up and marry you.
4) Nobody knows misery like the english
5) Narnia is a crappier version of the lord of the rings
6) Pressed Trousers > Cosmetic dentistry
7) One Australian can take an entire pub of british "men" \
8) Cross dressing is like baseball; a national past time
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