(no subject)
yesterday i accidentally clamped down on my pinky with my straightening iron.
result: ouchie burned finger.
then i ashed out the window of mike's car and it flew back in and went down my shirt.
result: burned a hole smack dab in the middle of my favorite prettypretty green tank top.
then i got my finger caught between two pieces of wood and sat on it, due to a faulty chair at applebee's.
result: ouchie sore and swollen finger.
injury, insult, injury.
so i just thought i'd let everyone know. if i've ever wronged you, just give it another day or two. karma's out to get me and it's doing a hell of a job.
or maybe i'm just clumsy. i don't know.
result: ouchie burned finger.
then i ashed out the window of mike's car and it flew back in and went down my shirt.
result: burned a hole smack dab in the middle of my favorite prettypretty green tank top.
then i got my finger caught between two pieces of wood and sat on it, due to a faulty chair at applebee's.
result: ouchie sore and swollen finger.
injury, insult, injury.
so i just thought i'd let everyone know. if i've ever wronged you, just give it another day or two. karma's out to get me and it's doing a hell of a job.
or maybe i'm just clumsy. i don't know.