Looking for my Lorelai
3.01 - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days
written by Amy Sherman-Palladino
directed by Amy Sherman-Palladino
transcript by Stacy
OPEN IN LORELAI BEDROOM
[Lorelai is asleep in bed when her alarm goes off. She shuts it off, and a second later, several others start going off around her bedroom.]
LORELAI: You are hilarious!
[She gets up and walks down to the kitchen, where Luke is at the stove making breakfast]
LORELAI: Okay, see, last night, when I said to you, tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at seven,what I actually meant was, tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I have the option of getting up at seven in case when seven comes, I actually wanna get up,which as it happened I didn't. Therefore, you're currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002.
[She pulls a container of coffee out of the freezer]
LUKE: No survivors?
LORELAI: The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation. [smells the coffee] This is decaf.
LUKE: What are you talking about?
LORELAI: You switched my coffee again.
[Lorelai searches the kitchen for the regular coffee]
LUKE: I'm a busy man. I don't have time to sneak around switching your coffee. I have a diner to run, I have shipments to order, I have things to flip and fry. Will you stop that?
[Lorelai finds the bag of regular coffee under the sink]
LORELAI: Ha, haha, hahaha! Under the sink, very clever, but not clever enough bucko.
LUKE: Okay, fine, you know what? I give up.
LORELAI: Woo hoo!
LUKE: Go one day without coffee.
LORELAI: That's not giving up.
LUKE: I'll put a toy in your cereal.
LORELAI: Dirty!
LUKE: [hands her a plate of food] Fine, here, you win.
LORELAI: Thank you.
LUKE: You're welcome. Now you're up, you're fed, I'm leaving.
LORELAI: Oh, hey, we need q-tips.
LUKE: I'll alert the media.
LORELAI: See, that's better with the accent.
LUKE: The reference is enough, you'll learn that one day. I'll be home early, anything besides the q-tips?
LORELAI: Um, cotton balls, world peace, Connie Chung's original face back.
[Luke kisses her]
LUKE: Goodbye crazy lady. [to Lorelai's stomach] Goodbye Sid and Nancy.
LORELAI: Leopold and Loeb.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: I changed my mind, don't tell Rory.
LUKE: Decaf.
LORELAI: Never.
LUKE: They'll both have two heads.
LORELAI: More to love.
[They kiss again and Luke walks out the back door]
written by Amy Sherman-Palladino
directed by Amy Sherman-Palladino
transcript by Stacy
OPEN IN LORELAI BEDROOM
[Lorelai is asleep in bed when her alarm goes off. She shuts it off, and a second later, several others start going off around her bedroom.]
LORELAI: You are hilarious!
[She gets up and walks down to the kitchen, where Luke is at the stove making breakfast]
LORELAI: Okay, see, last night, when I said to you, tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at seven,what I actually meant was, tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I have the option of getting up at seven in case when seven comes, I actually wanna get up,which as it happened I didn't. Therefore, you're currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002.
[She pulls a container of coffee out of the freezer]
LUKE: No survivors?
LORELAI: The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation. [smells the coffee] This is decaf.
LUKE: What are you talking about?
LORELAI: You switched my coffee again.
[Lorelai searches the kitchen for the regular coffee]
LUKE: I'm a busy man. I don't have time to sneak around switching your coffee. I have a diner to run, I have shipments to order, I have things to flip and fry. Will you stop that?
[Lorelai finds the bag of regular coffee under the sink]
LORELAI: Ha, haha, hahaha! Under the sink, very clever, but not clever enough bucko.
LUKE: Okay, fine, you know what? I give up.
LORELAI: Woo hoo!
LUKE: Go one day without coffee.
LORELAI: That's not giving up.
LUKE: I'll put a toy in your cereal.
LORELAI: Dirty!
LUKE: [hands her a plate of food] Fine, here, you win.
LORELAI: Thank you.
LUKE: You're welcome. Now you're up, you're fed, I'm leaving.
LORELAI: Oh, hey, we need q-tips.
LUKE: I'll alert the media.
LORELAI: See, that's better with the accent.
LUKE: The reference is enough, you'll learn that one day. I'll be home early, anything besides the q-tips?
LORELAI: Um, cotton balls, world peace, Connie Chung's original face back.
[Luke kisses her]
LUKE: Goodbye crazy lady. [to Lorelai's stomach] Goodbye Sid and Nancy.
LORELAI: Leopold and Loeb.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: I changed my mind, don't tell Rory.
LUKE: Decaf.
LORELAI: Never.
LUKE: They'll both have two heads.
LORELAI: More to love.
[They kiss again and Luke walks out the back door]