Read it fools!
Ok people im back from vacation and instead of telling everyone individually what i did you can all read this and know.
- We left saturday morning at 5am. We stayed up all night so we were ready before anyone got up. An 8 hour drive in a cramped car, but we made it alive and had some fun makin fun of people in other cars.
- The fun stuff we did was a demolition derby- jellystone water park- Noahs ark water park- we were sposed to go parasailing but it was to windy.
- Stuff we did at the cabin was master ping pong- created extreme ping pong- made torches with sticks, duct tape, and lighter fluid- Ran around screaming ahhhhh fattys- and train my little cousins to attack adam on command.
- Saw the island and the dukes of hazzard. Both really good movies.
- We also discovered wisconsin has a severe lack of hot girls, they are all fat and red neckish. You have to look really hard to find some good ones.
- One more good little thing, my family had 4 seperate coolers filled with beer and wine, they left it unattended all night and didnt count how many they had left before going to bed. It was a good time.
- The ride home took 9 hours and was slow as hell, we hit another car on the highway but didnt die obviously. I was glad to get home cause my friends are here and i must hang with them immediatly. The following people are commanded to hang with me soon. Lindz, Gillboy,Kayla ,Dave, Mike, Josh, B, and everyone else reading this. Do as you are commanded or you shal go bald.
I cant remember anymore details about the vacation and am tired of typing. So comment and you shal recieve a special prize!!! hurry