Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave
thaliondunedan a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I bought porn for
fishermann21489 (10 points). In July I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I broke
yunyonbabel's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday I pushed
synius in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-729 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
blinkmink