Cinco de Mayo

May 05, 2005 21:05

i think it only fair to inform the universe that one samuel j. berey consumed about 3 too many gin and tonics today and is now vomiting and sloppy in our bathroom.

AND that, while he is far too drunk to remember it now, i cleaned up a pile of puke from his bedroom and our hallway and changed the sheets on his bed. AND wiped his puke-y face off while passed out on our bathroom floor.

i need to shower, because i have plans at 10:00. (currently 9:00) and our bathroom smells of vomit and is full of sam.

i am an amazing friend, and let it be known.

i am so tired of people not being able to hold their liquor.

goodbye, spain. you've ravaged everyone's livers, brought out the alcholic in most, and left my roommate in a pile of vomit on the bathroom floor. goodbye, and good riddance. i can't wait til drinking is illegal again.
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