THE STORY OF THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
Kvminor [7:51 P.M.]: oh my god i had the worst night ever last night
"Betsy" [7:51 P.M.]: i sure hope so
Kvminor [7:51 P.M.]: i slept on a sidewalk in jacksonville
"Betsy" [7:51 P.M.]: why?
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: we went out with this couple we always hang out with
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: to jacksonville
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: we were all pretty drunk and whenever they drink a lot they fight
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: so they were dancing and jeff thought that jessica was dancing with some other guy
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: so they both get all pissed off and dramatic
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: and we decide to leave
Kvminor [7:53 P.M.]: we get out to the parking lot and jessicas car is towed
Kvminor [7:53 P.M.]: jeff starts being an asshole to the cops like "where the fuck is our car.." blah blah
Kvminor [7:53 P.M.]: so finally we find out where it is
Kvminor [7:53 P.M.]: its like 5 or 6 miles away
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: we didnt have any cash on us
"Betsy" [7:54 P.M.]: hahahahahahaha
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: i left all my credit cards at home
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: no it gets better
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: we start walking there
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: mind you we're in like a bad part of town
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: we are all really drunk
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: they keep fighting like the whole way there
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: they keep calling the wrecker place for directions but the guy wont tell them anything b/c they keep drunkedly cursing him out
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: so finally i call and have to kiss this guys ass for directions
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: they keep fighting
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: jeff starts crying while he and tim are in the gas station buying dip
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: i didnt find that out till today
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: anyway we walk and walk and walk like 5 miles
"Betsy" [7:56 P.M.]: hahahahahahah
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: we get there and they wont take their credit card
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: ITS CASH ONLY
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: so the guys go to find an ATM
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: we wait there
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: tim tries to get out 200$ but his direct deposit hasnt cleared yet
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: so it keeps saying insufficient funds
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: they cant get any cash
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: jeff is on the phone w/ his mom to western union the money
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: jessica and i are still at the wrecker place
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: she keeps yelling at the guy about why he cant take a card
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: he locks us out
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: so she ends up kicking the GLASS door
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: and it doesnt shatter out but its like someone threw a rock at it
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: its ruined
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: so we decide to leave and meet the guys
"Betsy" [7:58 P.M.]: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: the closest western union is at this winn dixie like a block away
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: so we have to wait till the morning
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: this was all around 2-3
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: so we walk up the street apparently we are in like the bad part of town
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: theres like hookers and crackheads walking by
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: we go to a vy star bank and decide the bank is the safest place to sleep
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: so we sleep on the sidewalk of the bank
"Betsy" [8:00 P.M.]: wow
"Betsy" [8:00 P.M.]: i'm sure you slept a lot
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: people were coming to the atm in the morning like WTF are these homeless kids doing
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: oh it sucked
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: and they kept fighting
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: like AAAGHH so aggrivating
"Betsy" [8:00 P.M.]: hahahaha
"Betsy" [8:01 P.M.]: you didnt tell them to shut the fuck up
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: some guy that came to the atm gives jeff $20
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: because he felt sorry for us
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: so finally around 6 we go to this village inn to eat breakfast
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: i swear this place was like a more ghetto master grill
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: the place just smells like nothign but pee
Kvminor [8:02 P.M.]: so we eat breakfast with the $20 while we wait for winn dixie to open
Kvminor [8:02 P.M.]: we walk back up to the winn dixie at 8
Kvminor [8:02 P.M.]: we get inside AND
Kvminor [8:02 P.M.]: the WESTERN UNION MACHINE IS DOWN
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: we go across the street to cvs to see if they have one
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: they dont
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: theres a couple of cops there though
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: we tell them what happened
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: and they were like youre really lucky nothing bad happened to yall this area is not safe
"Betsy" [8:03 P.M.]: this story is amazing
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: so one of the cops takes jeff to go find a western union
Kvminor [8:04 P.M.]: so the trhee of us are loitering at cvs till he gets back
Kvminor [8:04 P.M.]: he comes back with the money and we walk back to the impound
Kvminor [8:04 P.M.]: they pay for it or whatever but then they wont give her her car b/c of the broken door
Kvminor [8:04 P.M.]: so the owners end up calling the cops
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: to file a vandalism report
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: we have to wait for the cops to show up
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: when they get there they start reading jessica the rights
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: so we are like holy shit is she gonna get arrested for this??
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: but they just charged her or whatever and they are making her pay for the door
Kvminor [8:06 P.M.]: and the owners are so gross
Kvminor [8:06 P.M.]: this nasty toothless woman like yelling "why you break my doh?
"Betsy" [8:06 P.M.]: so they didnt arrest her
Kvminor [8:06 P.M.]: no thank god
Kvminor [8:07 P.M.]: so we had to wait for the police report and them to yell at us for being drunk and her for breaking the door
Kvminor [8:07 P.M.]: then the cop starts this shit about how the guy on duty couldve shot her b/c of the new law where you can use deadly force in FL if you feel threatened
Kvminor [8:07 P.M.]: while the cops were there doing the report i farted really loud on accident
"Betsy" [8:07 P.M.]: hahahahahahahahahahahahha
Kvminor [8:08 P.M.]: finally we left around 9:45 and got home at like 10:30
Kvminor [8:08 P.M.]: tim had to call his assistant at 3 in the am to have him cover b/c tim was supposed to work at 8
Kvminor [8:08 P.M.]: so he calls this guy and his mom is in the backround yelling "whats wrong"
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: so we got home and tim slept for like 2 hours before he had to go to work at 12:30
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: and that was last night
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: my feet hurt so bad today
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: i was wearing heels and i took my shoes off on our 5 mile hike
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: i hope i dont get lockjaw
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: i dont think i stepped on anything bad
"Betsy" [8:09 P.M.]: hahaha
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: my feet looked like swollen pigs this morning
Kvminor [8:10 P.M.]: it was so awful
"Betsy" [8:10 P.M.]: that is such a crazy fucing story
Kvminor [8:10 P.M.]: yeah
Kvminor [8:11 P.M.]: i called jeffrey and was like hey send me 200$
Kvminor [8:11 P.M.]: i was drunk as shit
"Betsy" [8:11 P.M.]: hahaha
"Betsy" [8:11 P.M.]: that's really funny
"Betsy" [8:11 P.M.]: did he just cackle
Kvminor [8:12 P.M.]: you know it
"Betsy" [8:12 P.M.]: hahahaha
"Betsy" [7:51 P.M.]: i sure hope so
Kvminor [7:51 P.M.]: i slept on a sidewalk in jacksonville
"Betsy" [7:51 P.M.]: why?
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: we went out with this couple we always hang out with
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: to jacksonville
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: we were all pretty drunk and whenever they drink a lot they fight
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: so they were dancing and jeff thought that jessica was dancing with some other guy
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: so they both get all pissed off and dramatic
Kvminor [7:52 P.M.]: and we decide to leave
Kvminor [7:53 P.M.]: we get out to the parking lot and jessicas car is towed
Kvminor [7:53 P.M.]: jeff starts being an asshole to the cops like "where the fuck is our car.." blah blah
Kvminor [7:53 P.M.]: so finally we find out where it is
Kvminor [7:53 P.M.]: its like 5 or 6 miles away
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: we didnt have any cash on us
"Betsy" [7:54 P.M.]: hahahahahahaha
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: i left all my credit cards at home
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: no it gets better
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: we start walking there
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: mind you we're in like a bad part of town
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: we are all really drunk
Kvminor [7:54 P.M.]: they keep fighting like the whole way there
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: they keep calling the wrecker place for directions but the guy wont tell them anything b/c they keep drunkedly cursing him out
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: so finally i call and have to kiss this guys ass for directions
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: they keep fighting
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: jeff starts crying while he and tim are in the gas station buying dip
Kvminor [7:55 P.M.]: i didnt find that out till today
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: anyway we walk and walk and walk like 5 miles
"Betsy" [7:56 P.M.]: hahahahahahah
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: we get there and they wont take their credit card
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: ITS CASH ONLY
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: so the guys go to find an ATM
Kvminor [7:56 P.M.]: we wait there
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: tim tries to get out 200$ but his direct deposit hasnt cleared yet
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: so it keeps saying insufficient funds
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: they cant get any cash
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: jeff is on the phone w/ his mom to western union the money
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: jessica and i are still at the wrecker place
Kvminor [7:57 P.M.]: she keeps yelling at the guy about why he cant take a card
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: he locks us out
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: so she ends up kicking the GLASS door
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: and it doesnt shatter out but its like someone threw a rock at it
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: its ruined
Kvminor [7:58 P.M.]: so we decide to leave and meet the guys
"Betsy" [7:58 P.M.]: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: the closest western union is at this winn dixie like a block away
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: so we have to wait till the morning
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: this was all around 2-3
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: so we walk up the street apparently we are in like the bad part of town
Kvminor [7:59 P.M.]: theres like hookers and crackheads walking by
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: we go to a vy star bank and decide the bank is the safest place to sleep
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: so we sleep on the sidewalk of the bank
"Betsy" [8:00 P.M.]: wow
"Betsy" [8:00 P.M.]: i'm sure you slept a lot
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: people were coming to the atm in the morning like WTF are these homeless kids doing
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: oh it sucked
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: and they kept fighting
Kvminor [8:00 P.M.]: like AAAGHH so aggrivating
"Betsy" [8:00 P.M.]: hahahaha
"Betsy" [8:01 P.M.]: you didnt tell them to shut the fuck up
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: some guy that came to the atm gives jeff $20
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: because he felt sorry for us
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: so finally around 6 we go to this village inn to eat breakfast
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: i swear this place was like a more ghetto master grill
Kvminor [8:01 P.M.]: the place just smells like nothign but pee
Kvminor [8:02 P.M.]: so we eat breakfast with the $20 while we wait for winn dixie to open
Kvminor [8:02 P.M.]: we walk back up to the winn dixie at 8
Kvminor [8:02 P.M.]: we get inside AND
Kvminor [8:02 P.M.]: the WESTERN UNION MACHINE IS DOWN
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: we go across the street to cvs to see if they have one
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: they dont
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: theres a couple of cops there though
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: we tell them what happened
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: and they were like youre really lucky nothing bad happened to yall this area is not safe
"Betsy" [8:03 P.M.]: this story is amazing
Kvminor [8:03 P.M.]: so one of the cops takes jeff to go find a western union
Kvminor [8:04 P.M.]: so the trhee of us are loitering at cvs till he gets back
Kvminor [8:04 P.M.]: he comes back with the money and we walk back to the impound
Kvminor [8:04 P.M.]: they pay for it or whatever but then they wont give her her car b/c of the broken door
Kvminor [8:04 P.M.]: so the owners end up calling the cops
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: to file a vandalism report
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: we have to wait for the cops to show up
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: when they get there they start reading jessica the rights
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: so we are like holy shit is she gonna get arrested for this??
Kvminor [8:05 P.M.]: but they just charged her or whatever and they are making her pay for the door
Kvminor [8:06 P.M.]: and the owners are so gross
Kvminor [8:06 P.M.]: this nasty toothless woman like yelling "why you break my doh?
"Betsy" [8:06 P.M.]: so they didnt arrest her
Kvminor [8:06 P.M.]: no thank god
Kvminor [8:07 P.M.]: so we had to wait for the police report and them to yell at us for being drunk and her for breaking the door
Kvminor [8:07 P.M.]: then the cop starts this shit about how the guy on duty couldve shot her b/c of the new law where you can use deadly force in FL if you feel threatened
Kvminor [8:07 P.M.]: while the cops were there doing the report i farted really loud on accident
"Betsy" [8:07 P.M.]: hahahahahahahahahahahahha
Kvminor [8:08 P.M.]: finally we left around 9:45 and got home at like 10:30
Kvminor [8:08 P.M.]: tim had to call his assistant at 3 in the am to have him cover b/c tim was supposed to work at 8
Kvminor [8:08 P.M.]: so he calls this guy and his mom is in the backround yelling "whats wrong"
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: so we got home and tim slept for like 2 hours before he had to go to work at 12:30
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: and that was last night
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: my feet hurt so bad today
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: i was wearing heels and i took my shoes off on our 5 mile hike
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: i hope i dont get lockjaw
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: i dont think i stepped on anything bad
"Betsy" [8:09 P.M.]: hahaha
Kvminor [8:09 P.M.]: my feet looked like swollen pigs this morning
Kvminor [8:10 P.M.]: it was so awful
"Betsy" [8:10 P.M.]: that is such a crazy fucing story
Kvminor [8:10 P.M.]: yeah
Kvminor [8:11 P.M.]: i called jeffrey and was like hey send me 200$
Kvminor [8:11 P.M.]: i was drunk as shit
"Betsy" [8:11 P.M.]: hahaha
"Betsy" [8:11 P.M.]: that's really funny
"Betsy" [8:11 P.M.]: did he just cackle
Kvminor [8:12 P.M.]: you know it
"Betsy" [8:12 P.M.]: hahahaha