old folks are funny as shit!

Jul 09, 2005 13:12

Yesterday I saw monster in law with my monster. It was alright i suppose. The true highlight of the night was when i was standing in line for tickets. These three REALLY old ladies were right behind me. I mean, they were like hard core old, like their hands shake all the time and everything. Like 60 or older or something, i don't know. THey were just doing the normal old lady chatting of house work and how stupid their husbands were and everything. Well the line was really long and so the oldest of the three exclaims really loud:

"it's because of the dildos up front who can't decide!!"

I was trying so hard to contain myself that i was shaking vigorously. Then later they called them yo-yos and bastards. woot.

Im seeing star wars III today if anyone wants to go with me. :D But not Deanna. Well, okay but shes my LAST RESORT!
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