SPONGBOB?!?!? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
At work today I took a gander at todays Repository. I found an article on Spongbob stating that he is gay along with these following characters and these reasons;
- Dora the Explorer: A girl who can read a map? Well, there u have it.
- Superman: Dresses too wll for a reporter. Secretly wears tights. Never makes a move on the woman on whom he supposedly has a "crush" on.
- Batman: Single. Moody. Wears a cape and elbow-length gloves. Hangs out in a cave with someone called "The Boy Wonder."
- Jonny Quest: Cute blonde who travels the world with his scientist father, their ruggedly handsome pilot/bodyguard and an exotic servan boy- with nary a dame in sight.
- Speed Racer: Sure, racing is a macho sport, but you'd never catch Dale Earnhardt Jr. wearing a silk
- Wonder Woman: She beats up on guys. What is there to wonder?
- Davey & Goliath: Probably.
- Gumby & Pokey: Totally.
- Big Bird: His favorite color is yellow. He wears feathers. Two plus two equals four, folks.
- Bob the Builder: Please. Hardhat + tool belt = Village People.
- Barney: A big, purple, prancing dinosaur who -- OK, Dobson might have a point.
And I'll stop the article there. In all i thought the entire article was abnoxious. What do grown people have better to do than analize children's cartoon shows??? People grow more pathetic every day... I feel like writting to this lady too. Her email is: charita.goshay@cantonrep.com. Feel free to do the same.
Anywho... I've been working at BobEvans lately. I'm really close to finishing my training. Life is getting kinda hard again.
I was thinking yesterday about how I failed myself and let down my family, most of all my brother. And how things could be so different some time in the future. I dont know when but I may be moving to Navada and leaving my family behind. I dont want to leave them right now. I miss my bro and sis so much as it is. I never get to see them very much. My step dad could be dying. He's been coughing up blood!! My mother is going thru so much stress right now its amazing she hasnt just given up.
My mom got my neighbor [Pete] jacking off while walking up his driveway. She showed the police and he went to court. He pleaded innocent and shit. Now mom has to go in to the courts. But it doesnt make sence b/c he appologized to his church for doing what he did. Pete is the guy that fondled my ass while i was just giving him a friendly hug. He also spies on my mom's neighbor [Barb]. He watches her thru her window with bonoculars!!! He's creepy.
When do u know that u've grown up? I just want to be mature for things that i will be having to deal with but i still want to be my childish self. I want to dress crazy. I insane peicings and tattoos. I want to live lively and not be held back by rules... damn. I hate the thing called live and government. *sigh...