Title: Pants
Fandom: Hunter x Hunter
Summary: Sometimes Gon takes comments too literally.
Characters: Gon, Killua, Leorio
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
"I wish he'd stop trying to get into this girl's pants so we could just leave," Killua said. Gon looked up as he stuck the last spoonful of parfait into his mouth and joined Killua in watching Leorio and the waitress. He studied them seriously for a few moments.
Out of the corner of his eye, Killua saw Gon turn back to him, a confused expression on his face. He knew something stupid was going to come out.
"I don't think her pants are going to fit him."
Killua smacked his hand against his forehead. Gon was still looking at him, no doubt waiting for him to explain what he had meant.
"Nevermind, Gon."