Work induced conformity...
I've never done one of these either... but what the hell:
1) Using your Current Initials, choose a different name for yourself. Why?
2) outside of your era, when would you want to be born and why? 20's. I love me some drinking and swing dancing. Plus. Flappers. Aww, yeeuh. Otherwise, I'll go with an as of yet undetermined point in the future where I could have a giant robot.
3) If you ran a store, what would you sell/have? I'd have everything in the store since I ran it. Then I'd sell it all.
4) What part in a movie would you love to play? Any. I just like to goof on camera.
5) In your opinion, why do people suck? To make me cum.
6) If you had your own state, what would you put on your new quarter? Nothing. There would be no money. Only Zuul.
7) What's the oldest article of clothing you own? Carol Joy Holling summer camp t-shirt. Pretty sure that's the oldest.
8) What piece of furniture have you replaced the most? Sleeping bag.
9) What instrument do you wish you could be more than great at? Scalpel.
10) Record, Tape or CD? See Dee. They're multi-functional.
12) What's the best part of your favorite movie? Damn these "favorite" questions. Damn them to Hoboken, New Jersey. Although, backing the car through the face of the motel room and them both going "Awwww.." was pretty damn good in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles". I'm sure I'll think of a scene that made me laugh a lot harder soon after this post is up, but whatever the phuk.
13) What do you think is the most over-rated candy ever? Chocolate. I've yet to give some to a woman and have her fall over in aphrodesiac induced pleasure. What. a. crock.
14) If you were writing out your will, who would you give your CD collection to? The debt collectors already have it. It was lost in the great Mazda reclamation of '03.
(I don't understand where #15-17 went, either)
18) What do you collect? Free radicals, I'd imagine. I guess they collect me, more accurately.
19) What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed? Nothing comes to mind beyond the usual life gripes that not wishing, but doing fixes. I don't have any toys to break, or I'd go with one of those.
20) What do you do when you're home sick? Wake people up with my horrendous vomit song.
21) Why does this survey rock? I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it is bait on the compliment fishers hook.
22) Story behind your username? Which? This? I think it was first used as my login for that online Battletech game that got canned (damn shame, too). Either that or a Station.Sony ID... Somethin'. The symbology ("symbolism. I believe the word you are looking for is: sssymbolism.") behind the ol' BlindVizier isn't too deep. Take a crack at compounding the two words' definitions and take into account feeling potent and defective all at once; and that's basically it. Or, do what I do and go "that sounds kinda neat. what is it?"
23) Current Favorite Article of Clothing? I'ma go with bra. They're always fun to remove. (take that as y'all will, perv-os)
24) Line from the last thing you wrote to someone? "23) Current Favorite Article of Clothing? I'ma go with bra. They're always fun to remove. (take that as y'all will, perv-os)" Heh. I'm priceless. But nah, you got me. I closed the window after she left. You can bet it was damn golden, though.
25) A famous person you have met? Not entirely positive what counts as "having met" or, hell, "famous" for that matter. You're all famous in my eyes, mah daymies. Whatta-tah.
26) Favorite way to waste time? Pretending I'm gonna go somewhere with art.
27) Last thing you bought yourself? More time.
So, uh.. Suck it down.
1) Using your Current Initials, choose a different name for yourself. Why?
2) outside of your era, when would you want to be born and why? 20's. I love me some drinking and swing dancing. Plus. Flappers. Aww, yeeuh. Otherwise, I'll go with an as of yet undetermined point in the future where I could have a giant robot.
3) If you ran a store, what would you sell/have? I'd have everything in the store since I ran it. Then I'd sell it all.
4) What part in a movie would you love to play? Any. I just like to goof on camera.
5) In your opinion, why do people suck? To make me cum.
6) If you had your own state, what would you put on your new quarter? Nothing. There would be no money. Only Zuul.
7) What's the oldest article of clothing you own? Carol Joy Holling summer camp t-shirt. Pretty sure that's the oldest.
8) What piece of furniture have you replaced the most? Sleeping bag.
9) What instrument do you wish you could be more than great at? Scalpel.
10) Record, Tape or CD? See Dee. They're multi-functional.
12) What's the best part of your favorite movie? Damn these "favorite" questions. Damn them to Hoboken, New Jersey. Although, backing the car through the face of the motel room and them both going "Awwww.." was pretty damn good in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles". I'm sure I'll think of a scene that made me laugh a lot harder soon after this post is up, but whatever the phuk.
13) What do you think is the most over-rated candy ever? Chocolate. I've yet to give some to a woman and have her fall over in aphrodesiac induced pleasure. What. a. crock.
14) If you were writing out your will, who would you give your CD collection to? The debt collectors already have it. It was lost in the great Mazda reclamation of '03.
(I don't understand where #15-17 went, either)
18) What do you collect? Free radicals, I'd imagine. I guess they collect me, more accurately.
19) What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed? Nothing comes to mind beyond the usual life gripes that not wishing, but doing fixes. I don't have any toys to break, or I'd go with one of those.
20) What do you do when you're home sick? Wake people up with my horrendous vomit song.
21) Why does this survey rock? I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it is bait on the compliment fishers hook.
22) Story behind your username? Which? This? I think it was first used as my login for that online Battletech game that got canned (damn shame, too). Either that or a Station.Sony ID... Somethin'. The symbology ("symbolism. I believe the word you are looking for is: sssymbolism.") behind the ol' BlindVizier isn't too deep. Take a crack at compounding the two words' definitions and take into account feeling potent and defective all at once; and that's basically it. Or, do what I do and go "that sounds kinda neat. what is it?"
23) Current Favorite Article of Clothing? I'ma go with bra. They're always fun to remove. (take that as y'all will, perv-os)
24) Line from the last thing you wrote to someone? "23) Current Favorite Article of Clothing? I'ma go with bra. They're always fun to remove. (take that as y'all will, perv-os)" Heh. I'm priceless. But nah, you got me. I closed the window after she left. You can bet it was damn golden, though.
25) A famous person you have met? Not entirely positive what counts as "having met" or, hell, "famous" for that matter. You're all famous in my eyes, mah daymies. Whatta-tah.
26) Favorite way to waste time? Pretending I'm gonna go somewhere with art.
27) Last thing you bought yourself? More time.
So, uh.. Suck it down.