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WOULD YOU
Go out with me? only if you put out
Give me your number? i dont have a phone
Have sex with me? ive already done that enough times when you were asleep
Let me kiss you? on my male gspot i hope
Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? sappy movies should be punishable by law
Let me take you out to dinner? dude, buy me food now.
Drive me somewhere/anywhere? fuck that noise, get your own fucking taxi
Take a shower with me? "oops you dropped the soap...again...tee hee"
Be my GF/BF? how about secret liason?
Have a fling with me? *ponders
Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? tears are for bitches
Buy me a drink if i didn't have money? only if you put out
Take me home for the night? see above
Would you let me sleep in your bed? also see above, else its the floor
Sing car karaoke with me? if your naked i would allow it for 5 minutes
Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? is the dr's office my bedroom?
Re-post this for me to answer your questions? doing it now...durr
Let me give you a piggyback ride? HAHA YES
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? only if you put out..thrice
ALSO
1. Tell me something obvious about you. uhhh, my name is daen?
2. Tell me something about you that I don't know. i used to masterbate on the wall while you masterbated
3. What is your most embarrassing fear? getting caught masterbating to your masterbation noises
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut? does that have to do with the penis?
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money. for people to not be stupid
6. What is your favorite aspect about yourself that you wouldn't change for anything? my ability to survive under any circumstance
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often? causing myself to be in poor circumstances
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know. im hung like a gopher
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows. im a pleasure whore
10. What is your favorite lie to tell? 'i dont think your stupid'
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again. hum during hedwig
12. Are you the jealous type? not unless your touching what is mine...fucko
13. What is the one person, place or thing you absolutely can't say no to? yoda
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you? let me cum in their eye
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be? MURDER
16. When was the last time you cried? when i was 8
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered? when i was 7
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on? i do, its the public that doesnt.
19. Name something you've done in your life that you never ever want to do again. have sex with a virgin
20. If you post this in your journal would you like me to answer it? only if your as bored as i am at 6am
Go out with me? only if you put out
Give me your number? i dont have a phone
Have sex with me? ive already done that enough times when you were asleep
Let me kiss you? on my male gspot i hope
Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? sappy movies should be punishable by law
Let me take you out to dinner? dude, buy me food now.
Drive me somewhere/anywhere? fuck that noise, get your own fucking taxi
Take a shower with me? "oops you dropped the soap...again...tee hee"
Be my GF/BF? how about secret liason?
Have a fling with me? *ponders
Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? tears are for bitches
Buy me a drink if i didn't have money? only if you put out
Take me home for the night? see above
Would you let me sleep in your bed? also see above, else its the floor
Sing car karaoke with me? if your naked i would allow it for 5 minutes
Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? is the dr's office my bedroom?
Re-post this for me to answer your questions? doing it now...durr
Let me give you a piggyback ride? HAHA YES
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? only if you put out..thrice
ALSO
1. Tell me something obvious about you. uhhh, my name is daen?
2. Tell me something about you that I don't know. i used to masterbate on the wall while you masterbated
3. What is your most embarrassing fear? getting caught masterbating to your masterbation noises
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut? does that have to do with the penis?
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money. for people to not be stupid
6. What is your favorite aspect about yourself that you wouldn't change for anything? my ability to survive under any circumstance
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often? causing myself to be in poor circumstances
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know. im hung like a gopher
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows. im a pleasure whore
10. What is your favorite lie to tell? 'i dont think your stupid'
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again. hum during hedwig
12. Are you the jealous type? not unless your touching what is mine...fucko
13. What is the one person, place or thing you absolutely can't say no to? yoda
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you? let me cum in their eye
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be? MURDER
16. When was the last time you cried? when i was 8
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered? when i was 7
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on? i do, its the public that doesnt.
19. Name something you've done in your life that you never ever want to do again. have sex with a virgin
20. If you post this in your journal would you like me to answer it? only if your as bored as i am at 6am