[.xxv.]

[blindnocturne]

That hurt... just a little.

I was in the middle of changing when the cuffs took me out, and I happened to be near a desk at the time. So I thank you very much for this nice egg-shaped lump on my head, Warden.

... Now I can't find my pants. I feel violated.

And what's this about renovations? Did they do something during the mass comas?

Comments

[omgcosplayfreak]

[Suddenly behind you and giggling evilly.] Poor Riku-san~ Want me to find you new pants?

[blindnocturne]

[Stares blankly at her.] I can... probably find my own pants.

[omgcosplayfreak]

[Your roommate is a ninja orz] But where did the ones you had before go?

[blindnocturne]

How should I know? If I did we wouldn't even be having this conversation...

[omgcosplayfreak]

Maybe someone stole them... A fetishist.

[blindnocturne]

... Know anyone who might do that?

[omgcosplayfreak]

You're the one with the fetishist stalker, Riku-san. Who do you think did it?

[blindnocturne]

Uh. No idea, to be honest...

[omgcosplayfreak]

A mystery... Secret admirer?

[blindnocturne]

I sort of... have a boyfriend...?

[omgcosplayfreak]

Oh~? [Perches herself on your desk. EXPECTS DETAILS :O]

[blindnocturne]

I don't think he'd steal my pants, though...

[Promptly gets all flustered. Struggles to regain composure before answering.] ... What do you want?

[omgcosplayfreak]

So what would he steal?

[Laugh that sounds suspiciously like "fufufu~": generic fangirl laugh of evil.] I'm not allowed to hang out with Riku-san~?

[saynotobadtouch]

I wouldn't steal anything.

[omgcosplayfreak]

So a mysterious person stole Riku-kun's pants?

[blindnocturne]

There's a chance I just lost them, you know...