() grind with me? (um...ew.) () play strip scrabble with me? (if there were other people, of the female persuasion, playing then maybe...) () headbutt me? () caress me? () bite me? () date me? () date rape me? () pay me for sex? (if you were pimping some lovely young thing...) () make me pay you for sex? (if I were pimping some lovely young thing) () give me oral? () let me give you oral? () go out with me? (like, on a date? sorry, don't swing that way. But if instead you mean hanging out...) () stay in with me? (see above) () please me in more ways then one? (what the hell is that supposed to mean?!) () have sex with me? (noooope.) () give me whatever I want? (sorry, long ago decided against trying to buy friendship) () let me kiss you up and down? (EEEEWWWWWWW) (X) watch a movie with me? (sure, why not?) () watch a porno with me? (probably not. maybe in a group setting.) () film a porno with me? (see above) (X) get me a B-day gift? () let me borrow your car? (don't got one, nor can I legally get one) () kiss my ass? (Oh...my....EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) () take a shower with me? () be my gf/bf? () romance me? () have a fling with me? () let me fling you around? (like, in the air? not a chance) (X) be there for me? (I think I'm missing some deeper meaning to this one, but...) (X) be somewhere ELSE for me? (ditto) (X) buy me a drink? (X) bring me around your friends? (don't you already know everyone I'm friends with?) (X) splash in puddles with me? (glee!) () give me a massage? () give me a happy ending? (what does that MEAN?) (X) take me to the club (not on, like, a date or something. hopefully there would be other people going) () re-post this for me to answer your questions? (naw) () makeout with me (haven't we already settled this?)
() play strip scrabble with me? (if there were other people, of the female persuasion, playing then maybe...)
() headbutt me?
() caress me?
() bite me?
() date me?
() date rape me?
() pay me for sex? (if you were pimping some lovely young thing...)
() make me pay you for sex? (if I were pimping some lovely young thing)
() give me oral?
() let me give you oral?
() go out with me? (like, on a date? sorry, don't swing that way. But if instead you mean hanging out...)
() stay in with me? (see above)
() please me in more ways then one? (what the hell is that supposed to mean?!)
() have sex with me? (noooope.)
() give me whatever I want? (sorry, long ago decided against trying to buy friendship)
() let me kiss you up and down? (EEEEWWWWWWW)
(X) watch a movie with me? (sure, why not?)
() watch a porno with me? (probably not. maybe in a group setting.)
() film a porno with me? (see above)
(X) get me a B-day gift?
() let me borrow your car? (don't got one, nor can I legally get one)
() kiss my ass? (Oh...my....EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
() take a shower with me?
() be my gf/bf?
() romance me?
() have a fling with me?
() let me fling you around? (like, in the air? not a chance)
(X) be there for me? (I think I'm missing some deeper meaning to this one, but...)
(X) be somewhere ELSE for me? (ditto)
(X) buy me a drink?
(X) bring me around your friends? (don't you already know everyone I'm friends with?)
(X) splash in puddles with me? (glee!)
() give me a massage?
() give me a happy ending? (what does that MEAN?)
(X) take me to the club (not on, like, a date or something. hopefully there would be other people going)
() re-post this for me to answer your questions? (naw)
() makeout with me (haven't we already settled this?)
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