I love posting psycho dead-on and or awkward hororscopes
"Your fear of losing independence is activated now that new responsibilities weigh upon you. Unfortunately, you are probably more scattered than usual, so find somewhere to sit alone in a quiet place to reclaim your center. This little exercise to eliminate some of the extraneous noise in your life can turn your day around. And, you may be pleasantly surprised how easy it is."
"May you find transformation."