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Physical Attributes
Age: 17
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 155lb.
Eye color: white
Natural hair color: brown
Current hair color: brown
Tattoos?: no
Piercings?: no
What is your favorite part of your body?: junk
Number of scars on your body: about 5
What would you do if you could change one thing about your body?: get rid of some flab
General Questions
Describe yourself in three words: gay, homosexual, queer
Name three of your hobbies: Guitar, touching myself, touching others
What clubs, social groups or sports have you participated in?: Student council like 4 years ago
Did you attend public or private schools?: public
Which would you prefer?: ......
How many, and what kind, of posters are up on your walls?: FF XI map, GTA map, Coheed
How many, and what kind, of pets do you have?: 3 cats
Does your tea have sugar in it?: I don't drink tea
How do you take your coffee?: I don't drink coffee
What are you currently reading?: these questions
Thunderstorms, are they sexy or scary?: OH MAN, SO SEXY, THUNDERSTORM = INSANE BONER
What's the first thing you think when you wake up?: "shit"
What is your zodiac sign?: Sagitarius, sp
If you could have any one super power, what would you choose?: To fill out eljay surveys in the blink of an eye!
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I dunno
Are you generally computer savvy?: ...what
If yes, then do you work best with hardware, software, or the Internet?: ...what
What's your favourite card game?: "touch yourself"
What's your favourite board game?: "touch everyone else"
What is Your Favourite...
SHOULDN'T THOSE LAST 2 QUESTIONS BE IN THIS CATAGORY!
TV Show: Hotel erotica
Movie: Homegrown hotties 4
Comedian: fuck ass
Musician/Band/Composer: Coheed and MOTHER FUCKING Cambria
Type of Music: shit
Song: Capricorn - 30STM right now
Word: Semen
Phrase: Moist: not just a way to describe great cake anymore!
Author: I'm not gonna be gay and pretend to know SO MUCH about authors
Book: Goosebumps
Section of the Newspaper: porn pages
Magazine: fuck
Food: mother fucking swiss chalet cheese burger with fries covered in chalet sauce AND ketchup, shoved in a bun
Dessert: orgasm
Alcohol: sXe
Restaurant: Swiss Chalet
Store: I dunno...hmv...
Hang-Out: Tabs bed heh heh heh
Article of Clothing: KHAKIS and my nice and tight west 49 polo of sex
Job: lol, the only one ive ever had?
Do These Words Have Positive, Negative, or Neutral Connotations?
Conformist: neg
Rebel: posi
Mass Media: neg
Liberal: fuck i dont care
Conservative: same
Institution: neg
Big Business: neg
Normal: neg
Weird: posi
Optimist vs. Pessimist vs. Realist
Glass half full, half empty or a half a glass of water?: full, b/c I filled the rest up with semen.
Has your experience in life been, in general, good or bad?: rapage, fuck ppl who can't see it
Are most other people kind or selfish?: shizit
A friend asks you the price of a shirt. You glance at the tag, which reads $10.60. Do you impulsively tell your friend "ten dollars", "eleven dollars" or "$10.60"?: .....
Slightly Deeper Musings
Do you identify with other people easily? no
Would you rather suffer through (if you had to) ... one big pain, several smaller bursts of pain, or very very drawn out aching and discomfort?: dunno
You have three months left to live, how do you spend your remaining time?: begin a crazy sex journey and just do ridiculous things, eat everything in sight, piss my money away, slap any nigga that try to pursue it, i dunno, either be with all my friends, or if they are gay, be like "YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING GAY AND IM DYING SO SUCK A DICK, IM LEAVING YOU SHIT HEADS" and travel
What is the purpose of life?: orgasms
Age: 17
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 155lb.
Eye color: white
Natural hair color: brown
Current hair color: brown
Tattoos?: no
Piercings?: no
What is your favorite part of your body?: junk
Number of scars on your body: about 5
What would you do if you could change one thing about your body?: get rid of some flab
General Questions
Describe yourself in three words: gay, homosexual, queer
Name three of your hobbies: Guitar, touching myself, touching others
What clubs, social groups or sports have you participated in?: Student council like 4 years ago
Did you attend public or private schools?: public
Which would you prefer?: ......
How many, and what kind, of posters are up on your walls?: FF XI map, GTA map, Coheed
How many, and what kind, of pets do you have?: 3 cats
Does your tea have sugar in it?: I don't drink tea
How do you take your coffee?: I don't drink coffee
What are you currently reading?: these questions
Thunderstorms, are they sexy or scary?: OH MAN, SO SEXY, THUNDERSTORM = INSANE BONER
What's the first thing you think when you wake up?: "shit"
What is your zodiac sign?: Sagitarius, sp
If you could have any one super power, what would you choose?: To fill out eljay surveys in the blink of an eye!
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I dunno
Are you generally computer savvy?: ...what
If yes, then do you work best with hardware, software, or the Internet?: ...what
What's your favourite card game?: "touch yourself"
What's your favourite board game?: "touch everyone else"
What is Your Favourite...
SHOULDN'T THOSE LAST 2 QUESTIONS BE IN THIS CATAGORY!
TV Show: Hotel erotica
Movie: Homegrown hotties 4
Comedian: fuck ass
Musician/Band/Composer: Coheed and MOTHER FUCKING Cambria
Type of Music: shit
Song: Capricorn - 30STM right now
Word: Semen
Phrase: Moist: not just a way to describe great cake anymore!
Author: I'm not gonna be gay and pretend to know SO MUCH about authors
Book: Goosebumps
Section of the Newspaper: porn pages
Magazine: fuck
Food: mother fucking swiss chalet cheese burger with fries covered in chalet sauce AND ketchup, shoved in a bun
Dessert: orgasm
Alcohol: sXe
Restaurant: Swiss Chalet
Store: I dunno...hmv...
Hang-Out: Tabs bed heh heh heh
Article of Clothing: KHAKIS and my nice and tight west 49 polo of sex
Job: lol, the only one ive ever had?
Do These Words Have Positive, Negative, or Neutral Connotations?
Conformist: neg
Rebel: posi
Mass Media: neg
Liberal: fuck i dont care
Conservative: same
Institution: neg
Big Business: neg
Normal: neg
Weird: posi
Optimist vs. Pessimist vs. Realist
Glass half full, half empty or a half a glass of water?: full, b/c I filled the rest up with semen.
Has your experience in life been, in general, good or bad?: rapage, fuck ppl who can't see it
Are most other people kind or selfish?: shizit
A friend asks you the price of a shirt. You glance at the tag, which reads $10.60. Do you impulsively tell your friend "ten dollars", "eleven dollars" or "$10.60"?: .....
Slightly Deeper Musings
Do you identify with other people easily? no
Would you rather suffer through (if you had to) ... one big pain, several smaller bursts of pain, or very very drawn out aching and discomfort?: dunno
You have three months left to live, how do you spend your remaining time?: begin a crazy sex journey and just do ridiculous things, eat everything in sight, piss my money away, slap any nigga that try to pursue it, i dunno, either be with all my friends, or if they are gay, be like "YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING GAY AND IM DYING SO SUCK A DICK, IM LEAVING YOU SHIT HEADS" and travel
What is the purpose of life?: orgasms