Meme
It's been a while. I might also swing by Tam's place and offer to cook dinner.
1. How many people have you had sex with?
Several.
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
Pot, X, Mushrooms, Opium. Haven't done them in years and probably won't. They don't do much for me.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Nope.
4. Ever paid for sex?
Twice.
5. Ever been married?
HA.
6. Ever been divorced?
See above.
7. If you had to pick one what's your fav sexual position?
'Doggie'.
8. Do you own any guns?
Several. One is homemade.
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
Ja.
10. Ever been to rehab?
Kinda.
11. Have you ever done anything gay, sexually?
Ask Vergil. ;D
12. What size are your breasts/dick?
Someone is going to scream at me for this, but eleven inches.
13. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Nein. Chuck would tag team Arnold with McGuyver and they'd use Arnolds own shoelaces to hang him so Chuck could practice his kickboxing.
14.What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Jessica Alba Does Kim Smith count?
15. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
Ja.
16. How many states have you lived in?
One. New York.
17. How many countries have you lived in?
Seven. Germany, Russia, France, England, Scottland, Japan, Italy.
18. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Silenced .22 under in the bedside.
19. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Tom Cruise. Scientologist my ass.
20. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
No. But I have 'rolled' into a ghetto to arrest ad kill people who sell drugs.
21. Ever been paid for sex?
Yes.
22. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
No. I was the PI.
23. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
No. I like keeping the friends I have, thanks.
24. Michael Jackson--did he do it?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
25. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just liked kids?
He was a retired hitman for the FBI. I'm not sure about the kids thing, though.
26. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
Shouldn't have, but did.
27. Fake tits or real tits?
Real. Mein Gott, real. No question.
28. Ever watch someone die?
Yes.
29. How long has it been since you had sex?
Since March.
30. Name your favorite beer?
Corona, actually.