Hell no
Ore-sama wants a cannoli.
Ore-sama does not want to see your face for at least a week. If I see you and start screaming at you, ignore it.
You didn't quite deserve me screaming at you. But in my dream you did.
Last night I woke up screaming and confused; I didn't know whether I wanted to jack off or go throttle something.
Kabaji and Oshitari were planting cannoli trees and talking about how best to harvest them when all of a sudden they were naked and having wild, hot cannoli sex. Without me. Oh gods...the things they did with those cannoli.
...I need to stop thinking about it. Jealous and hard at the same time is not the right way to be.
Yelling at Kabaji and throwing a pillow at him was not necessary either...I hope he is not angry with me. But in my dream, he cheated on me. For a cannoli. With Oshitari.
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. I need to go for a run.
Ore-sama does not want to see your face for at least a week. If I see you and start screaming at you, ignore it.
You didn't quite deserve me screaming at you. But in my dream you did.
Last night I woke up screaming and confused; I didn't know whether I wanted to jack off or go throttle something.
Kabaji and Oshitari were planting cannoli trees and talking about how best to harvest them when all of a sudden they were naked and having wild, hot cannoli sex. Without me. Oh gods...the things they did with those cannoli.
...I need to stop thinking about it. Jealous and hard at the same time is not the right way to be.
Yelling at Kabaji and throwing a pillow at him was not necessary either...I hope he is not angry with me. But in my dream, he cheated on me. For a cannoli. With Oshitari.
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. I need to go for a run.