Fifty Question Meme
Might as well take a break from studying.
The Adult Meme
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Ore-sama has people to pay his bills for him.
2. Favorite place to eat a romantic dinner?
Bed.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Last week.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
About three weeks ago.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Ore-sama cannot remember the name of such an insignificant figure.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Running.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Actor. Of course I would take over my father's company.
8. How many schools did you attend up through grade 12?
Several. There was a school in England, and then Hyoutei.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it's comfortable. And Munehiro's.
10. Gas prices! First thought?
Ore-sama can afford it.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go and who would you take?
To the penthouse Ore-sama has been eying, and he would take Kabaji.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Time to run and awe the campus with Ore-sama's glorious form.
13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?
Ore-sama cannot recall. Likely, it was something class related. Fell asleep on my textbook.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Mmm, Ore-sama prefers to not wear underwear, for the most part. If he must, boxer briefs.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Who doesn't appreciate a good thong?
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Ore-sama doesn't do chores.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you?
Yes.
18. Sex or sleep?
Sex.
19. Your favorite cartoon character?
Jasmine.
20. Favorite non-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/boy?
Talk.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
Does that not defeat the purpose of a secret?
22. What was your first car?
A Mercedes.
23. Your best "Your Mamma" joke?
Ore-sama does not tell such crass jokes.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey.
25. What do you get every time you go into a WAWA?
Whatever Ore-sama desires.
26. Beach or shore?
....Is that not the same thing?
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No.
28. Who do you stalk?
No one, Ore-sama is the stalkee.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Writing in my diary. Weed. Ore-sama has no guilt in his many pleasures.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
If Ore-sama did not want it revealed, why would he say it?
31. What's your drink?
Whiskey.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians.
33. Cops or robbers?
Robbers.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
On occasion.
35. Norm or Cliff?
Neither.
36. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons.
37. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Trusting my ex with naked pictures. Ore-sama does not make mistakes!
38. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
He's all right, even if his taste in ties is deplorable.
39. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
There are a few people.
40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Wagner. Never said he had to be alive.
41. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Viggo Mortenson, only if he's dressed as Aragorn.
42. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes.
43. Last book you read for real?
Does my math book count?
44. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. No.
45. Strangest place you have ever had sex?
In a hot air balloon.
46. Strangest place you have ever wanted to have sex?
On the moon.
47. How many times a day do you text?
Ore-sama doesn't keep track.
48. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Ore-sama is pleased where he is.
49. Do you go to church?
On occasion.
50. Pencil or Pen?
Pen.
The Adult Meme
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Ore-sama has people to pay his bills for him.
2. Favorite place to eat a romantic dinner?
Bed.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Last week.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
About three weeks ago.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Ore-sama cannot remember the name of such an insignificant figure.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Running.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Actor. Of course I would take over my father's company.
8. How many schools did you attend up through grade 12?
Several. There was a school in England, and then Hyoutei.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it's comfortable. And Munehiro's.
10. Gas prices! First thought?
Ore-sama can afford it.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go and who would you take?
To the penthouse Ore-sama has been eying, and he would take Kabaji.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Time to run and awe the campus with Ore-sama's glorious form.
13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?
Ore-sama cannot recall. Likely, it was something class related. Fell asleep on my textbook.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Mmm, Ore-sama prefers to not wear underwear, for the most part. If he must, boxer briefs.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Who doesn't appreciate a good thong?
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Ore-sama doesn't do chores.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you?
Yes.
18. Sex or sleep?
Sex.
19. Your favorite cartoon character?
Jasmine.
20. Favorite non-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/boy?
Talk.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
Does that not defeat the purpose of a secret?
22. What was your first car?
A Mercedes.
23. Your best "Your Mamma" joke?
Ore-sama does not tell such crass jokes.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey.
25. What do you get every time you go into a WAWA?
Whatever Ore-sama desires.
26. Beach or shore?
....Is that not the same thing?
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No.
28. Who do you stalk?
No one, Ore-sama is the stalkee.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Writing in my diary. Weed. Ore-sama has no guilt in his many pleasures.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
If Ore-sama did not want it revealed, why would he say it?
31. What's your drink?
Whiskey.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians.
33. Cops or robbers?
Robbers.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
On occasion.
35. Norm or Cliff?
Neither.
36. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons.
37. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Trusting my ex with naked pictures. Ore-sama does not make mistakes!
38. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
He's all right, even if his taste in ties is deplorable.
39. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
There are a few people.
40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Wagner. Never said he had to be alive.
41. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Viggo Mortenson, only if he's dressed as Aragorn.
42. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes.
43. Last book you read for real?
Does my math book count?
44. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. No.
45. Strangest place you have ever had sex?
In a hot air balloon.
46. Strangest place you have ever wanted to have sex?
On the moon.
47. How many times a day do you text?
Ore-sama doesn't keep track.
48. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Ore-sama is pleased where he is.
49. Do you go to church?
On occasion.
50. Pencil or Pen?
Pen.