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[blindedmewith]

These sheep are do not make scientific sense at all.

...would someone mind capturing one for me and bringing it back to Wellspring? We could sedate it if we need to so it won't break anything, right, Dr. Simon?

I could pay one of the Adventurers, maybe? Please! I promise I won't hurt it, I just want to run some experiments on its wool!

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[proudambassador]

Forget the Adventurers. Myself, I shall walk into whatever place you are at, and bring my entire accursed herd of sheep. Then you, whomever you are, can do anything and everything you please with them. Please. Take them all.

[blindedmewith]

That's so sweet of you! I don't think there's room for a whole herd, though. Just one will do.

[proudambassador]

If you will only take one, then the pink one, he is yours. He is the loudest of them all.

[blindedmewith]

That would be great! I wonder why that is? Maybe volume is related to color...would you mind telling me which colors are the loudest and quietest?

[proudambassador]

Pink is the most annoying. The yellow and the green, they are close to that. The rainbow, it will not stop bouncing, but it is quiet. The black, it is mildly annoying, but not as bad as the purple, which I strongly suspect is tone-deaf and attempting to sing, it baaahs so often.

[blindedmewith]

It sounds like the worst ones are non-primary colors, although there's the yellow...I'll have to gather more data.

[proudambassador]

Use them all for as much data as you would like, my dear girl.

[blindedmewith]

Thank you very much!

[proudambassador]

You are most welcome.

Your name, I do not think that I know it. Myself, I am Ambassador.

[blindedmewith]

I'm Rosalind. It's nice to meet you!

[proudambassador]

Likewise, my dear girl. It is very likewise.