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[blindduckmousse]

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Jump out of a plane without a parachute.

Get your resolution here

WHO WANTS TO COME?!

Oh man. Ringing in the new year! So crazy! I think I'll write a novel!

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[hurricaineurumi]

I'd love to come. If I can.

[blindduckmousse]

You are completely welcome to come as long as your hideous lump of a head is hidden from the world!

I don't want to be seen with another woman.

[hurricaineurumi]

.....................................

But I love you.

[blindduckmousse]

Well this IS a problem. Sadly, my heart is taken by another.

[hurricaineurumi]

But I want you to myself. I will kill you if you do not give your heart to me. Or at least a teaspoon of it.

[blindduckmousse]

I need my heart to live.

And love.

But mostly live.

[hurricaineurumi]

You need nothing but me.

[blindduckmousse]

Where's the part where you reveal yourself to be my voluptuous Haruhi? Or dear sweet Shampoo?

[hurricaineurumi]

I am neither, and yet am both.

That's right.

And every last inch of me's covered in haaiiiir.

[blindduckmousse]

You know...when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

[hurricaineurumi]

And now that you're grown you eat 5 dozen eggs.

I'd estimate that you're roughly the size of a barge.

[blindduckmousse]

No...not really. But I am quite tall. And to be honest, I realized that eating forty-eight eggs a day was kind of costly. So I cut back to two a day. BUT NOW I EAT THREE A DAY!!

[hurricaineurumi]

And now you're a geek with glasses. This will be noted, class.

[blindduckmousse]

My name is not Class. It's MOUSSE. MASTER OF HIDDEN WEAPONS!!!

[hachihachi]

Hey, you look like someone I know named Neji, now that I think about it o_o;

[hurricaineurumi]

He does look like Neji!! A lot!!