oh my
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August adult_child and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I turned automatic_pulse in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In May I gave _snowwhitesmile a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lunayelli's purse (30 points). In February I set siliconjesus's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-93 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
blinddove