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Finally, my threats come to fruition. In a roundabout way. It's not a survey, but it's like it. And I even added commentary!!
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Bitsy Moundview That's actually pretty good, huh?
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Dove Milk ( Read more... )
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Bitsy Moundview That's actually pretty good, huh?
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Dove Milk ( Read more... )
Stimpy Western
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Hoho Ray.... :D:D:D
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Sugandhalaya Café Holiday... lame
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Lowry's Salt The Ocean. This isn't working out so well.
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Scooter Topeka. >.<
6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
A. Gol. A. Go probably sounds better but that's not exactly what I'm going for.
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Vagina Oven Cleaner....WOW.
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Puppy Seaman. ... ....I......... HOW THE FUCK DO I RESPOND TO THAT I CAN'T TELL
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Doughnut Whiskey I give up responding
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Scott 39th st.
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Pie White, Mangum, Turner, Zavala, Lopez, Äkerfelt, WatersGilmour, Czukay, Brock, HarrisonLennonMcCartneyStarkey, Williams.... if you can identify all of those, I'll give you a break on Czukay 'cause that's retardedly obscure..., I will pledge my undying love for you and become your slave. Hell if you get most of them I'll do it anyway.
12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Adgol Miltop. They totally did this wrong. first three letters of last name, first two of first name. Golad Miltop.
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