Name: Sakata Gintoki Sex: Male Age: 27 Height: 5'8" Weight: 145lbs Other physical attributes (how ugly are you, anyway?): I'm quite dashing, if I do say so myself. Silver, naturally-permed hair and mahogany eyes and the like. Have you previously completed course of instruction in Executive Protection? What the hell's that? What weapons do you own? A wooden sword. Have you ever been convicted of a felony: I got a parking ticket from parking my scooter in front of a fire station once. Are you computer literate: I'm filling this out, right? Are you a pilot: I can be. Have you worked as a chauffeur: I'm a freelancer; I can do anything. What languages do you speak: Japanese and a bit of English. Don't all the languages meld together here anyway? How many times have you seen Whitney Houstons' The Bodyguard: Huh?
Section II:
Do you have any experience in the following:
-Military (What Branch? When?) I fought a revolutionary war ten years ago, when aliens invaded Earth. Does that count? Do you have a honorable discharge: If you mean, did I leave when the war ended, then yes.
-Police (Where were you a police officer? What were your duties) Sorry, never been a dog of the government, never will be.
-Executive Protection / Security: I've worked security before.
-Medical / first Aid / Fire Fighter / Rescue (DOCTORS NEED NOT APPLY): I can patch up some cuts and scrapes and save your dog from a fire, if that's what you're asking.
-Weapons Handling: Very experienced with guns and swords.
-Computer or Electronics Training: I got the hang of it, I guess.
-Martial Arts Training (Belts): I have some crazy ninja sword moves tucked away somewhere.
Section III: Condensed Personality Profile
Are you in good health? If being almost-diabetic counts as healthy-- Yeah. Can you maintain a car? Yup. Are you street wise? I hope so. Do you have good communication skills? Every man is born with the language of heart. Are you ambitious? Not particularly. Are your feelings hurt easily? If you're gonna yell at me and beat me when I don't do my work as fast as I can, then yes. If necessary, can you take control of a situation? Yeah, I suppose. Do you keep your word? I have the honor of a samurai. Would you lie? Not unless you ask me if I ate all the ice cream. Would you lie to protect your client? Yes. Can you keep opinions to yourself? Most of the time. How much verbal abuse can you take without snapping your employer's neck? Am I allowed to verbally abuse them back sometimes?
Bonus question for those of Latin descent: Are you a Mexica or a Mexican't? Mexi-what the hell is that?
Section V: Availability Profile:
When can you start to work? Whenever. Type of work you are doing now? Freelancing. Do you own a car? Year and Make: No. Would you use it for a client? I would if I had one. Do you understand how serious and dangerous working as an EPS may be? Can't be worse than trying to buy Jump on a Saturday. Do you understand that if you fail to complete any employment contracts you may be subject to large penalties as well as loss of your genitals? Wait, what?
Section VI: Additional Information:
What special skills do you have? I'm a samurai in my home-country working as a freelancer. I'll do whatever it takes, whenever it takes to earn a bit of cash. If I have Jump, I can do anything. I have a way of getting mad crazy connections everywhere. Despite how I may act, I'm actually a kind individual.
List any information that might be of assistance to me. (qualifications, awards, special interest, etc.) I fought for three years in a revolutionary war and managed to live through it when I was a young blooming teenager. I love JUMP and ice cream and have a parfait every week. Strawberry milk makes me happy. Uhhh... I can learn pretty much any job within four hours.
Personal Statement (Tell me about yourself, training, experience, etc.) I'm Sakata Gintoki and strawberry milk is my anti-drug.
[[OOC: Despite his idiotism, he's actually pretty strong. And he's all nice and honorable and all that stuff. He's pretty cool in his own series-- saves old men in burning-down houses and risking his life for his friends and all that jazz.]]
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 145lbs
Other physical attributes (how ugly are you, anyway?): I'm quite dashing, if I do say so myself. Silver, naturally-permed hair and mahogany eyes and the like.
Have you previously completed course of instruction in Executive Protection? What the hell's that?
What weapons do you own? A wooden sword.
Have you ever been convicted of a felony: I got a parking ticket from parking my scooter in front of a fire station once.
Are you computer literate: I'm filling this out, right?
Are you a pilot: I can be.
Have you worked as a chauffeur: I'm a freelancer; I can do anything.
What languages do you speak: Japanese and a bit of English. Don't all the languages meld together here anyway?
How many times have you seen Whitney Houstons' The Bodyguard: Huh?
Section II:
Do you have any experience in the following:
-Military (What Branch? When?) I fought a revolutionary war ten years ago, when aliens invaded Earth. Does that count?
Do you have a honorable discharge: If you mean, did I leave when the war ended, then yes.
-Police (Where were you a police officer? What were your duties) Sorry, never been a dog of the government, never will be.
-Executive Protection / Security: I've worked security before.
-Medical / first Aid / Fire Fighter / Rescue (DOCTORS NEED NOT APPLY): I can patch up some cuts and scrapes and save your dog from a fire, if that's what you're asking.
-Weapons Handling: Very experienced with guns and swords.
-Computer or Electronics Training: I got the hang of it, I guess.
-Martial Arts Training (Belts): I have some crazy ninja sword moves tucked away somewhere.
Section III: Condensed Personality Profile
Are you in good health? If being almost-diabetic counts as healthy-- Yeah.
Can you maintain a car? Yup.
Are you street wise? I hope so.
Do you have good communication skills? Every man is born with the language of heart.
Are you ambitious? Not particularly.
Are your feelings hurt easily? If you're gonna yell at me and beat me when I don't do my work as fast as I can, then yes.
If necessary, can you take control of a situation? Yeah, I suppose.
Do you keep your word? I have the honor of a samurai.
Would you lie? Not unless you ask me if I ate all the ice cream.
Would you lie to protect your client? Yes.
Can you keep opinions to yourself? Most of the time.
How much verbal abuse can you take without snapping your employer's neck? Am I allowed to verbally abuse them back sometimes?
Bonus question for those of Latin descent: Are you a Mexica or a Mexican't? Mexi-what the hell is that?
Section V: Availability Profile:
When can you start to work? Whenever.
Type of work you are doing now? Freelancing.
Do you own a car? Year and Make: No.
Would you use it for a client? I would if I had one.
Do you understand how serious and dangerous working as an EPS may be? Can't be worse than trying to buy Jump on a Saturday.
Do you understand that if you fail to complete any employment contracts you may be subject to large penalties as well as loss of your genitals? Wait, what?
Section VI: Additional Information:
What special skills do you have? I'm a samurai in my home-country working as a freelancer. I'll do whatever it takes, whenever it takes to earn a bit of cash. If I have Jump, I can do anything. I have a way of getting mad crazy connections everywhere. Despite how I may act, I'm actually a kind individual.
List any information that might be of assistance to me. (qualifications, awards, special interest, etc.) I fought for three years in a revolutionary war and managed to live through it when I was a young blooming teenager. I love JUMP and ice cream and have a parfait every week. Strawberry milk makes me happy. Uhhh... I can learn pretty much any job within four hours.
Personal Statement (Tell me about yourself, training, experience, etc.) I'm Sakata Gintoki and strawberry milk is my anti-drug.
[[OOC: Despite his idiotism, he's actually pretty strong. And he's all nice and honorable and all that stuff. He's pretty cool in his own series-- saves old men in burning-down houses and risking his life for his friends and all that jazz.]]
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