Unbelievably. I'm clenched so tightly I could produce a diamond with just a lump of coal and my rear orifice.
You too good to fill out an app, sweetheart? It's fine really. I can't afford you without my government footing the bill and as much as I love overkill- you're as subtle as nuking a kitten.
That's something you can do with all of your Christmas presents.
I'm set anyway, babycakes. I don't think you could afford me. Plus, as large of an asshole as you are, how many mortal enemies do you have that are out to kill you? It doesn't sound very exciting.
I don't believe it exists. I'm more then happy to share my bed with a woman that wants me dead. That'll hold a gun in my mouth while we fuck. But I don't like being betrayed. If she lies to me and tells me she doesn't want to hurt me before doing just that- I get annoyed.
Jack annoyed me and I never even got a blow job out of it.
Re: Privateblind_shotDecember 10 2007, 02:30:07 UTC
For people like us- safety is irrelevant. We expect everyone we bring into our lives to hold a knife to our throat while we sleep. None of us die from old age and when it happens it's almost always the one that shared your life and bed. But there's a line for all of us.
My lack of queer seemed to be the problem in our relationship.
It's all in the grand tradition of "victory or Valhalla" and "death before dishonor." Is there really any other way to go? Cold steel on your skin is like a teddy bear. Going out in style would be a big showdown, you mortally wound your enemy to the point of dying moments before or after your own end. Just like the movies.
I thought the pirate loved pussy? Huh. Besides, why would either of you need to fuck when it's virtually masturbation?
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I'm clenched so tightly I could produce a diamond with just a lump of coal and my rear orifice.
You too good to fill out an app, sweetheart?
It's fine really. I can't afford you without my government footing the bill and as much as I love overkill- you're as subtle as nuking a kitten.
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I'm set anyway, babycakes. I don't think you could afford me. Plus, as large of an asshole as you are, how many mortal enemies do you have that are out to kill you? It doesn't sound very exciting.
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I'm working on the assumption that everyone is out to hurt me. I'm a bit stressed after the last curse.
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There was a lot of fuss with the last curse, nothing big enough for me to notice from you. What happened?
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You almost seem concerned. If I didn't know you better I'd feel all warm and fuzzy.
I had to let my doppelganger go.
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I'm glad you do know better. It saves some heartache on your part.
The love is over, hmm? How did it last so long to begin with?
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Have you ever known someone that had no desire to hurt you?
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Yes, but usually it's pretty fucking boring.
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I don't believe it exists. I'm more then happy to share my bed with a woman that wants me dead. That'll hold a gun in my mouth while we fuck.
But I don't like being betrayed. If she lies to me and tells me she doesn't want to hurt me before doing just that-
I get annoyed.
Jack annoyed me and I never even got a blow job out of it.
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Mmm, pretty picture you're painting. I don't have any intention of dying but gun play...that's nothing to say no to.
Hurting isn't so bad as long as the attraction and care is there. That saying about you hurt the one you love, that's no bullshit.
I didn't think you'd have queer tendencies, Sands.
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But there's a line for all of us.
My lack of queer seemed to be the problem in our relationship.
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I thought the pirate loved pussy? Huh. Besides, why would either of you need to fuck when it's virtually masturbation?
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