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SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY, BOSS LADY. ARE YOU REALLY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING ENGLISH OR ARE YOU BEING THIS ANNOYING ON PURPOSE? WHY, WHEN I HAVE BEEN ANSWERING YOUR SAME DAMN QUESTION IN EVERY EMAIL, DO YOU KEEP ASKING THE SAME QUESTION? WHY, WHEN YOU HAVE TOLD ME THE SITUATION IN THE STORE HALF A DOZEN TIMES ALREADY, DO YOU KEEP TELLING ME?
IS IT BECAUSE MY CORRECT SPELLING AND PROPER USAGE OF APOSTROPHES CONFUSES YOU? DO I HAVE TO WRITE LIKE THIS IN ALL CAPS TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? OR ARE YOU JUST BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TO THE NTH DEGREE? EITHER WAY. PLEASE STOP. BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT THINK OF ANOTHER WAY TO WORD "I AM UNAVAILABLE." I FELT GUILTY BEFORE, BUT NOW BECAUSE YOU APPARENTLY NEED ME TO REPEAT MYSELF EVERY DAY FOR ELEVEN DAYS, I DON'T. I REALLY DON'T. I STOPPED AFTER THE FIFTH EMAIL.
OH YEAH, AND PLEASE DON'T INTERROGATE MY FRIENDS ABOUT ME WHEN THEY MAKE PURCHASES AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT. I HAVE TOLD YOU WHERE I AM AND WHAT I AM DOING. OR NOT DOING. AND EVEN IF I HADN'T FIVE FUCKING MILLION TIMES ALREADY, YOU DON'T GET TO GO AROUND ME LIKE I'M SOME NAUGHTY KID PLAYING HOOKY. TALK TO ME, NOT THEM. UNLESS THE SKY IS FALLING AND I'M THE ONLY ONE ONE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE WHO CAN SAVE YOU, THAT STALKER BULLSHIT DON'T FLY.
PS: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS EVEN HAPPENING.
IS IT BECAUSE MY CORRECT SPELLING AND PROPER USAGE OF APOSTROPHES CONFUSES YOU? DO I HAVE TO WRITE LIKE THIS IN ALL CAPS TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? OR ARE YOU JUST BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TO THE NTH DEGREE? EITHER WAY. PLEASE STOP. BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT THINK OF ANOTHER WAY TO WORD "I AM UNAVAILABLE." I FELT GUILTY BEFORE, BUT NOW BECAUSE YOU APPARENTLY NEED ME TO REPEAT MYSELF EVERY DAY FOR ELEVEN DAYS, I DON'T. I REALLY DON'T. I STOPPED AFTER THE FIFTH EMAIL.
OH YEAH, AND PLEASE DON'T INTERROGATE MY FRIENDS ABOUT ME WHEN THEY MAKE PURCHASES AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT. I HAVE TOLD YOU WHERE I AM AND WHAT I AM DOING. OR NOT DOING. AND EVEN IF I HADN'T FIVE FUCKING MILLION TIMES ALREADY, YOU DON'T GET TO GO AROUND ME LIKE I'M SOME NAUGHTY KID PLAYING HOOKY. TALK TO ME, NOT THEM. UNLESS THE SKY IS FALLING AND I'M THE ONLY ONE ONE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE WHO CAN SAVE YOU, THAT STALKER BULLSHIT DON'T FLY.
PS: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS EVEN HAPPENING.