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blimeyjamwalls

perhaps a drink (11/?)

Sep 13, 2011 14:10

[ Hey mansion! It's a video transmission of Daniel in his best period gear, sort of aimed towards people he knows but broadcasted to everyone because he doesn't know how to programme it otherwise because he's just a nice, inclusive guy. ]Would anybody like to join me in a drink? The, ah... well, it would be more pleasant to choose than to be forced ( Read more... )

drinking is the new black, calling all alcoholics, this mun still exists sort of, daniel needs more friends

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itsahotone September 14 2011, 02:58:55 UTC

[Heeeeey, guess who totally missed you! If by 'missed' you mean 'doesn't even remember talking to you once or twice before cause it was like a year ago though you do seem slightly familiar'.

That's right! This girl!

If it helps his delicate sensibilities at all, she's not even dressed like a common whore or whatever this time; there's not even much cleavage at all showing!]

A drink? And just what kinds of drinks does someone who looks like you have?

blimeyjamwalls September 16 2011, 16:41:25 UTC

[ Oh hey, it's the hooker! ]

Nothing that you can afford, I am sure.

itsahotone September 16 2011, 19:35:54 UTC

[Please. As if anything she can't afford, she doesn't steal.]

Oh, so you're charging people to be your friend?

blimeyjamwalls September 16 2011, 20:02:54 UTC

No--

[ Hey! She was supposed to be wowed by his burn, not fire back! ]

I meant that fine drinks are clearly outside your means.

itsahotone September 16 2011, 20:18:30 UTC

Again, that just sounds like you're charging people to "join you for a drink". Like, is your room a hot nightclub suddenly?

Just picture him with his nose in the air, stirring tea with one little finger raised blimeyjamwalls September 16 2011, 20:29:36 UTC

No...?

[ It's a perfectly reasonable temperature. What is she talking about.

He takes a dismissive tone, in an attempt to regain the conversational upper hand. ]

It's forgivable that you do not quite understand me. The maladies of a fallen woman are known to strip her of her good sense.

I would never dream of otherwise <3 itsahotone September 16 2011, 20:33:22 UTC

[LE EYEROLL]

Oh, you're still whining about the way I look. Of course. For someone supposedly so classy or whatever the hell you're supposed to be, you sure are judgmental.

blimeyjamwalls September 16 2011, 20:44:59 UTC

[ What?! No he's - oh wait, yes he is. Yes he really really is. ]

Have people in the future decided it's wrong to use one's judgement?

itsahotone September 16 2011, 20:50:54 UTC

Only the people who can't handle it.

So come on. You should prove that whatever fine drink you have is as amazing as you're acting. [She looks as sincere as possible, which...is a good act, at least?] I promise not to get any slut-cooties on you.

blimeyjamwalls October 3 2011, 19:55:21 UTC

[ In a different time and place he might be tempted to go along with it he is a man with needs and Philip isn't putting out, but right now he has his immortal soul to worry about big time. Also she probably has the pox. ]

I am afraid you will have to pass on your rashes to another man.

itsahotone October 3 2011, 20:11:00 UTC

Excuse me? I know you're all old and mega-prude, but shouldn't you know the difference between giving someone a drink and giving them your dick? Because trust me, I wouldn't touch you and your what's-a-condom ass if you were the only person left here. I've got hands; I know how to use them.

So get over yourself, Queen Elizabeth. All I wanted was a drink.

blimeyjamwalls October 3 2011, 20:23:01 UTC

[ Oh. He'd actually honestly thought she was plying her wares.

That's. Actually extremely embarrassing. ]

W-well...

[ And she's really not helping his embarrassment with her extremely crass language my God what do they teach young women in the future? ]

W-well - dressing and speaking as you do - it is no wonder that civilised men suspect you of soliciting more than a drink.

itsahotone October 3 2011, 20:26:10 UTC

[She barks a laugh. Oh, you delicate past-timers.]

No, no. See, if I wanted sex, I'd say so.

[There. See, Daniel? Isn't that comforting?]

blimeyjamwalls October 3 2011, 20:41:54 UTC

[ NOT VERY COMFORTING WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO WANT SEX SOCIAL MORALS THINK OF THE CHILDREN ]

I - I see.

[ THERE. WASN'T THAT. DAMNING. DON'T YOU FEEL ASHAMED NOW, SANTANA. ]

itsahotone October 3 2011, 20:59:02 UTC

[Yes. Yes she does. She will repent and join a nunnery post haste!]

Whatever. I don't trust your alcohol offerings anymore anyway, so. See ya.

[Or she'll just do that instead.]

blimeyjamwalls October 3 2011, 21:25:55 UTC

[ Daniel would like to win this conversation with a closing shot of witty repartee! ]

[ Perhaps he'll think of one in a few drunken hours' time. ]

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