I know we've been together for a year now, but I think we need to talk.
When we got together I was a different person, you have changed me, and I think the time we have spent together has given me a better perspective on what it is I want out of life.
and thankfully, you're not in the picture.
Your money, your people, your lack of culture, and inability to keep me entertained are only a few of the reasons why I'm leaving you.
For a while, I actually thought we might work out, maybe even have a future together... but after I got to know you a little better I came to the realization that you have no soul.
you are empty.
you have nothing to offer me,
so I'm leaving you.
sorry, but I found something new.
and I'm pretty sure i've made the right choice.
I mean... it wasn't all bad, we DID have SOME fun together, met a few good cats, spent some time with my brother, but overall you just make me sick.
btw... you're ugly, The "work" was awful, and you drink too much oil.
ta.
-sh